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Entries of Diary Man

Day twenty two

Day twenty two

Aug 06, 2017

Well, we've been wandering for a bit now

And shit just happened

Bad shit

Out of nowhere, Redhead came in, assuming that they were going into a rescue mission

And threw a Katana into the back of my friend Rise

Yelling "supRISE"

Instantly killing him

I watched as me and my other two friends witness the death of our dear friend Rise dies

Line would then tell us to run

But as we were about to run, Danny would come in

And blast him in the face yelling "End of the LINE"

Swiftly, Fatal guided me to a safe point, and give me their summoner names and a laptop, before telling me

"None, you need to run, very very fast

Run to the league headquarters, and tell our members

Our member "Fake", or "Faker" that the hunters are coming"

I told fatal to come, but he turned and prepared to stall...

It was at this moment, I knew....

That being in an action science novel wasn't for me


(DEUS EX MACHINA ENGADGED)


Swiftly, I felt a surge of power go through me

I felt... that the writer was too lazy to think of an actual way to get me ot of a situation

I flew up into the air, and I could feel the dimensions... I became

A weapon more powerful than metal gear

Swiftly, I tried to get Fatal's hand, my only friend

Then... Two voices appear behind him, as they rip out his heart

"fatality"

Upon feeling rage and anger, I flew outta that shit using the sheer force of anger alone

I flew into the sunset... Never to be seen again... As I would describe it, I just went east

Is there a world outside this novel? will there be peace? will I get internet

I'm not sure...

all I want is internet, I all want is to play video games

no... am I even a real character...

I am in a Novel after all...

I have to be real, I have to have some kind of Purpose in this-

Blackness...

Darkness...

It all went black...

Diary man vanished into a darkness, flying through a dark void

His awareness to this world has allowed him to transcend this space and reality

he is no longer entrapped to the reality of even his own world

he flew through the cosmos

through the blackness between the start

he flew through autumn... through winter...

through time...

warp drive smoking

as if it were getting tired

it breathes...

Pulling None into the abyss... through the rift

and then... crash... a thud to the dirt of something new...
into... another world


....



Day Twenty Three


to anyone can hear this...


there is much more to life than what is seen at first sight

there's a world out there...

people to see, and places to go...

lots of places to go... especially to where I'm going

all I'll say is spend the every moment of your life doing what you truly love...

whether you are good or bad at your passion... whether you are better off doing something better... whether you'd even be more productive in life if you did something else... or whether you might as well do it for the money...

does this make you happy?

is there really such a thing of doing something because you love doing it?

hell, I'm not always happy when I play a competitive game like league, I'll always be a salty nerdbag... raging rather than being happy

there has to be more to it than just doing something because you are happy...

I go by the name is None, or "The Master of None"... an alien touched superhuman who has the ability to be masterful at things I do not like... or something I'm simply not willing to do

and even with my power to clearly see what I do and do not like

I'm never sure if I truly enjoy what I do...

heh... I'll think on something... I'm sure there is something I'm both willing to do and good at right?...

End of Entry twenty two





End of day entry twenty seven...








To be continued...

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end of chapter one!
pls rate outta ten
1 being garbage, 5 being average, 10 being perfect
and maybe add le feedback or something

(this is le end of the first chapter of Diary man, mainly because at the time of writing this, I have internet now and I have other things I wanna do...though... this is not the end of this Novel :U)

as to give context the the "DEUS EX MACHINA" the discord server has a bot called "Tatsumaki Bot" which basically levels people up based on how they interact with the server

and me, commenting on chat every day (diary entries), and during that "deus ex machina line" Tatsumaki announced in the same chat, that I leveled up, thuse the sudden deus ex machina and sudden power surged

the removed line after was "After leveling up, I felt a surge of power"

I'm actually not that lazy of a writer to use a deus ex machina xD

Notes!
I'll get around to Diary man eventually, and think on making an actual story keeping the absurd comedy elements and gags and going over the top! Stay tuned!

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