(Princess Sunshine Rainbow's magical adventure party-time show time!
A television program brought to you by the "good demons" that inhabit the human world! Aka: Child brain washing!)

“Good day boys and ghouls!” I spun around as the boys above me poured glitter down “it’s me Magical Girl Moe Princess Sunshine Rainbow Lovely Star!” I had to take a moment to inhale after that mouthful of a name “and on today’s show I have a scary but magical story for all you beautiful rainbows out there!” The lights around me got dark as streams of red and blue lights danced down from above “this story is about a magical princess who keeps you all safe by staying asleep forever.” One of the sound guys made an oh sound which danced around the nearly empty show room.

“Princess Lethe.” I began with a high pitched voice “was sent by a magical angel to the human world. See, the magical angel was scared that humans were not being treated right by the first things to live here on this planet, Demons.” I faked a gasp “but demons aren’t scary! We’ll not all of them are! But the ones that were scary kept doing bad things to people! And the magical angel didn’t want her friends to get hurt anymore!” I shook my head “do you get sad when someone hurts your friends? I know I do!” I smiled “so Princess Lethe was sent down to take all those meanie-heads away! She made the nice demons sign contracts to leave the magical angels friends alone! Because even good people can do bad friends.” I turned in the direction of another camera “like Silly Midori. Remember when she stole my magic wand to repair the rip in her unicorn? We know Midori is a very good girl and never meant to do anything bad.” I turned back to the main camera “but still is a no-no. We always ask permission my beautiful rainbows! But good people accidentally do bad things and the magical angel wanted everyone to be safe! But the scary demons did not want to sign the contract. Because the scary demons like food.” The lights slowly started to come on around me revealing the room was filled with cakes, tea, and men in terrible demon costumes “like Mr. Scary demon here.”

“Nom! Nom! Nom! I’m a scary demon and I don’t want to stop eating!”

I waved my wand in the air “magical, happy, rainbow, shooting star beam of love and light.” Glitter started to fall around us.

“Silly Lovely Star. Demons can’t hurt one another! Not even a Magical Girl Moe Princess could.”

“Mr. Scary here was right.” I sighed turning back to the camera “Princess Lethe couldn’t stop the scary demons from eating. So the magical angel gave her a bottle of all the happy dreams of boys and girls. This would take the scary demons to a world of dreams! Were they could eat as much as they wanted and never bother the friends ever again!” I started to clap “but” I stopped clapping “it came at a price. The scary demons would have to live in the dreams of Princess Lethe. Forever.” Faking as gasp again I turned back to the demons “Princess Lethe would have to stay asleep forever!” The lights went dark “but Princess Lethe had made so many friends that she couldn’t let them be scared any longer.” A beam of blue light shot across the stage “so she took the bottle and feel into a deep sleep which ensnared all the scary demons. Forever.” I started clapping and bouncing around as the lights came on and the badly dressed demons were replaced with equally bad dressed angels. “So humans can live together without worry of bad demons!” I took the hand of one of the angels “and we all lived magically ever after!”

“Shooting love. Across the sky. I’ll be your friend through the night.” All the angels were singing the theme song behind me as they joined hands with me “rainbow magic. Love and joy. Spreading happiness as she goes. It’s Magical Girl Moe Princess. Sunshine Rainbow. Lovely STAR!” I jumped in the air.

“That’s me!”

“And cut!” The director shouted “good job everyone! Good job!”

“Someone get me my black lips.” I hissed wiping the bright pink off on my sleeve “if I see another bright ass color I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.”

“Magical girl death more like it.” One of the men whispered as they walked by me.

Ignoring him I grabbed the tube of black lipstick from a nervous looking woman “I’m surrounded by the lowest forms of life.” I looked at the woman “don’t be scared of me.”

“Y-yes Lord Hypnos.”

“What kind of demon are you?” I asked her “do you have your Red Card?”

“Y-yes, yes Lord Hypnos.” She was trembling as she pointed behind her “it’s at my desk. I can get it if you would like.”

“No. I will trust you.” I looked her up and down “so, what kind of demon are you?”

“I am not supposed to tell others.”

Looking at her I could see her trembling even more “good answer.”

“T-thank you?”

“Don’t ever let your fear disclose what you are. Humans are fickle little creatures who scare easily.” I smiled at her “but it’s nice to have a poltergeist on set. These orcs I’m surrounded by make every day a living nightmare. And I’m the Goddess of sleep!” She laughed a little “you’ve noticed orcs have a weird obsession with human magical girls?”

“I have.” She was finally becoming a little more relaxed “I see these things called hentai.”

“Oh God!” I started laughing “those sad excuses for entertainment?”

“I a-actually kind of like them.”

“I know.” I said with a light hearted smile “I visit the dreams of everyone who works for me.” She was blushing bright red now “I’m just curious. Why that hentai out of all them?”

She couldn’t face me so she just stared at the ground and shrugged.

“Boku no...what was that?” She was about ready to die from all the blood rushing to her face.

“Leave her alone.” A man said casually walking up “she feeds off of embarrassment.”

The girl slowly began to back away “watch part two.” I whispered, “it’s my favorite.”

“Lord Hypnos. Play nice.”

The man was tall with slicked back black hair that reached down to his lower back, he wore a tight fitting suit that left little to the imagination and a pair of red sunglasses.

“What is it, vampire?” I hissed as I strolled past him “another assignment already?”

“It’s something right up your alley Ms. Magical Girl.”

He gulped as my whip wrapped around his neck “keep trying me.”

“Now. Now.” He said placing his hand on the whip “wouldn’t want to hurt a Goddess.” The whip began to crumble to dust under his touch.

“Tch. Like a lowly vampire could hurt me.” I pulled the whip away leaving a red ring around his neck “now what is the assignment?”

“Kinky is out of the dream.”

I squeezed the handle of the whip “what?”

“Last night. She escaped from a mana leak in the fourth sector. And I know you two have a bit of history together. So the Faculty thought it would be wise to let you handle this.”

History? History? Ha! Kinky and I had history? I long forgot her name and the ring that made her my wife! The day she refused to sign that contract and choose to live a life of pleasure inside a dream was the day I swore to myself. Kinky would die by my hand. I tightened my grip “I’ll handle this.”

“As an officer of the light.” He said softly “you’ll not be playing on your normal side.”

I turned to him “requesting something like this could start a war.”

“Or keep a very powerful demon from killing a lot of people.” The vampire pushed his shades up “if you don’t want it. They’ll send in someone else.”

“No.” I quickly said “I’ll handle it. But I can’t promise she’ll come back alive.”

He smirked and began to walk away with his hand up in the air “she’s at that coffee place. Where once stood your house, in those days.”

She was baiting me.

(Back at the apartment.)

“Aoi. Cut that off and finish the pancakes you begged for.” I grabbed the remote and clicked off the TV “why are you watching that child show?” Aoi turned to me with a fist balled up “seriously? What’s more important? Food or Magical Girl Moe?”

She puffed her cheeks “cut it back on Yuuta.”

“No!”

“You like her more than me!” Aoi shouted standing to her feet “you have the body pillow of her!”

“N-no I don’t!”

“Yes, you do!” She stomped her foot “I saw it in your laundry! It was covered in cake icing! Who eats cake icing in bed Yuuta!”

“U-ugh...” I was blushing. I could feel it.

“You’re a lolicon!”

“No! I am not!”

“Lolicon Yuuta!”

“Aoi!”

“Cut it back on Lolicon!”

“Oh, my God!” I tossed the remote at her head “just shut up!”