August 24, 2017; 4 days for FA's birthday
- "Ok, so basically I'm your fucking traductor so you can understand what the fuck my mom is saying, when she yells Maya or Mayie from her room, that means she's calling me. She doesn't know that I'm G. Rogers"

- "Why Mayie?" Glamist asked.
- "Cause of my real name"
- "Can you at least reveal your real name to us?" FA asked.
- "No" I replied.
- "Aw c'mon" Fa whined.
- "I won't reveal my real name"
- "Why not?" Petra asked.
- "Cause first you will laugh and the you will be like: 'Are you fucking serious?'" I replied.
- "We won't do that" Glamist added.
- "Like I'm gonna believe that"
- "Ok, if we can't call you Gale nor Rogers here, what you suggest? FA asked.
- "Just call me Alvira" I replied.
- " Alvira?" The guys asked at the same time.
- "Alvira is my last name"
- "But your mom is Pacheco"
- "Puertorricans have 2 last names"
- "Ok, now I get it, so Alvira is your dad's last name"
- "Exacto mundo"
- "Ok, enough with the name thingy, how are we gonna divide the tasks?"
- I'll do the couch, FA you only have the kitchen windows and if you can't reach the top from outside leave it like that, Petra will do the mirror doors, Danaelya the Laundry and Glam will do the balconies"
- "By the way, where's the second balcony?" Glamist asked.
- "Is in my mother's room, is the last room in the hall way is my mother's room"
- "Ok, and who's gonna sweep?" Petra asked.
- "My mom of course" Danaelya replied.
- "And mop?" FA asked.
- "I'll do it, I know how to do it Boricua style"
- "Alright, let's do this"

We started to do our task that my mom told us to and that assigned to the guys. I had to help Glam with the water hose. Then I started moping and Glam went to the kitchen and saw my "awful work".

- "What the fuck are you doing!?"
- "Moping"
- "This looks like a garage after cleaning a car!"
- "You don't tell me what to do, I know what I'm doing"
- "Well that's your problem"
- "Can you boil me more water?"
- "What, are you gonna do the boiling water challenge you little dumbfuck?"
- "I ain't gonna do that retarded shit that only idiotic beings do"
- "Then what are you gonna do with the boiling water?"
- " Clean this Fabuloso disaster"
- "Fabuloso?"
- "Yes, Fabuloso" I said I show Glamist the bottle of the detergent. (If you don't know what it is google it)
- "That super liquid shit made all that foam!?"
- "Yep"
- "I thought you used soap"
- "Hell no I don't use soap for moping"
- "Anyways continue with your work" 
- "Bye bye"
- "Fuck you"

I continued moping with my song playing on repeat (Is the song I put in this chapter). I finished moping and I always tremble because I used all my energy without stopping to finish the Fabuloso disaster (The pun makes more sense in Spanish).

- "Are you ok Rogers?" Petra asked.
- "I'm exhausted"
- "Really? Just for moping"
- "He made a disaster of Fabuloso" Glamist
- "What the fuck is Fabuloso?" FA asked.
- "Is a liquid detergent that if you use too much it creates foam" I replied.
- "Really"
- "I ain't kidding" 
- "By the way, Mrs. Pacheco asked if you could go to the supermarket with Glam" Petra said.
- "I can't drive here" I replied
- "Why you can't?"
- "I don't have a license and the police will arrest me"
- "Then Glam will drive"
- "I don't even know where's the supermarket"
- "I'll send you the location" Danaelya replied.
- "Let's go then"

We went to the supermarket to buy cookies and a gallon of milk. Not any cookies, I bought Oreo, Chips Ahoy and coconut cookies by Holsum (Holsum is a puertorrican company that makes sliced bred and some snacks, like Pepin. Anyways let's continue). We went back to the apartment and called the guys to come to the kitchen.

- "So what cookies you bought?" Petra asked.
- "The coconut cookies for Mrs. Pacheco" Glamist replied.
- "And Oreos and Chips Ahoy for us" I added.
- "WOHOO! Movie night with milk and cookies!" Danaelya said as he grabbed the packages of the cookies.

7:00pm

- "We look like little kids" FA said.
- "I know" Glamist replied.
- "I'm not amused, I'm childish as fuck" I added.
- "Gale, we all know that" Danaelya replied.
- "Best vacation ever" Petra added.

Then my mom yelled in the distance that we have to go to sleep cause tomorrow we're going to Piñones and we have to wake up early to have the perfect spot. Then I started to "cry".

- "What she just said?" Glamist asked.
- "That we have to go to sleep cause we're going to Piñones tomorrow and we have to wake up early" I replied whining.
- "Why? The movie was getting good" Glamis said whining"
- "I know" Danaelya replied whining.
- "Now we have 3 little kids" FA added.
- "Guys calm down, you agreed to go to Piñones on FA's birthday" Petra said.
- "First, that's the first part of the gift to her and Second, her birthday is gonna be on Villa Palguera" I replied.
- "Ok, but where we're going to sleep?" Glamist asked.
- "Well, my mom has an additional bed in her room"
- "And where's that bed?"
- "Do you see something like a box with wheels an some pillows on?"
- "That's the bed?"
- "Yes, obviously you have to open that thing to pop out the bed"
- "What about the other room?" FA asked
- "It's my brother's room, but he's staying with my dad this weekend so you can sleep there"
- "In addition I wave an additional bed under my actual bed but Gale sleeps on top and I sleep in the second bed but I'll let that for Petra" Danaelya added.
- "Why me?" Petra asked.
- "Do you want to sleep on the floor?" Danaelya added.
- "No" Petra replied.
- "That's what I thought"  
- "Then where you're going to sleep?" Glamist asked.
- "We have a inflatable bed in the closet he'll sleep there" I replied.
- "I only slept there once" Danaelya added.
- "Ok goodnight guys" I said as I walked to my room.
- "Good night Rogers" FA and Petra said at the same time.
- "Good night G" Glamist added.
- "Good night sis" Danaelya said as he turned off all the lights.