August 27, 2017; 1 for FA's birthday

- "Good morning guys" I said as I opened the curtain.
- "Where's Danaelya and Petra?" FA asked.
- "In the other room" I replied.
- "You order two rooms?" Glamist asked.
- "You wanted to sleep on the floor like Danaelya did in my mother's house?"
- "You know the answer"
- "That's what I thought"
- "Where are we gonna go anyways?" FA asked.
- "Boquerón" I replied.
- "Boquerón? What's that?" Glamist asked.
- "Is a beach here in Lajas" I replied as Danaelya opened the door.
- "Yo good morning" Danaelya said.
- "Morning David" I replied.
- "Haha, very funny Gale" Danaelya added.
- "Gabriel Rogers for you" I said in a "treat me with respect" tone.
- "Aah Fuck you" Danaelya replied.
- "Suck a dick" I said in return.
- "Guys that's enough, G called a Uber to go to Boquerón" Glamist interrupted.
- "Yeah ya" Danaelya added.

*Super time skip to Boquerón*

- "Here's hot as fuck" Glamist said.
- "I know, no matter how many sunblock you use you'll burn anyways" I added.
- "Is that bad?" Glamist asked.
- "Is not good nor bad" I replied as I saw Glamist looking at FA in the distance. - "You drool for her"
- "I'm not drooling for her"
- "But you will bite your lip if she lay down and untie the cord of the top and get a nice suntan" I said as I put my elbow on Glamist's shoulder
- "Shut up!" Glamist said as he pushed my shoulder.
- "HA! You'll do it" I said.
- " 'Glamist help me with the sunblock in the back' " Danaelya said in a high-pitched tone.
- "Guys stop it"
- "Glam can you help me here" FA said as she was laying down.
- "Sure" Glamist stood up as Danaelya and I hold our laughter.

The funny thing was that after Danaelya said the thing of the sunblock, that's what actually happened. Glamist bit his lip and I couldn't take it anymore.

- "What are you guys laughing about?" FA asked.

I explained her what I said to Glamist and what Danaelya did in middle of the conversation. 

- "I have a question"
- "Go ahead"
- "Rogers, what are yo hiding?"
- "What do you mean?"
- "All this time you never took your shirt off, every guy does that"
- "I um..."
- "Take his shirt off" FA said as Danaelya hold my arms.
- "How sweet you sound like the bad guy from a movie" I said as Glamist unzipped my swim shirt.
- "Plastic wrap?"
- "I was using it for my posture in the first place"
- "And why you're using it now?"
- "I'm a fat cat and I was using this to hide my belly cause I look like my dad" I said as I zipped my swim shirt.
- "Hey, don't exaggerate, you look great"  
- "I gotta go I'll be back in a sec" Danaelya said as he left.
- "Ok" I said with no fuck given.

Danaelya took a megaphone and went to a cliff to dive into the water from there. I took out my megaphone to have the guys attention.

- "HEY GUYS!" Danaelya yelled using the megaphone.
- "DANIEL WHAT THE FUCK!?" Glamist said using the megaphone that I bought.
- "I'M GONNA JUMP!" Danaelya yelled.
- "Not this shit again!" FA yelled.
- "SCREW YOU THEN! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" I yelled.
- "THAT'S RUDE, AND MEAN, AND UNUSUAL!" Danaelya replied.
- "FUCK YOU DANIEL! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT"
- "FUCK YOU TOO GLAMIST!" Danaelya said as he jumped off the cliff.
- "Should we go there?" FA asked.
- "I dunno, I'll throw you from there so yeah" Glamist replied
- "Hoe!"
- "I was kidding"
- "Let's go there"

*Timeskip to the cliff*

- "I dare FA to jump" I said.
- "Hell no, I ain't jumping" FA replied.
- "Don't make me push you" Glamist added.
- "Don't you dare, you little bitch" 
- "Then jump" Petra said.
- "Ok, I'll jump" FA said as she jumped off the cliff. Petra did the same and the last ones were me and Glam.
- "Wow, since when you know how to do flips Rogers?" Petra asked.
- "I never did a flip in all my fucking life, this is my first" 
- "You're lying" FA added.
- "I ain't lying" I replied
- "You did it good to be your first time"
- "FA that sounded so fucking wrong"
- "Oh god. G, you'r a fucking pervert" Glamist said.
- "First, I'm not a pervert I have a sexy mind and second, the way she said it sounded wrong" I replied.
- "He has a point" Petra added.
- "Let's go back to the hotel"
- "Hey, let's enjoy this vacation it started to get very good. Besides, what could be wrong?"

Back to the resort

- "I hate this" Glamist said whining
- "I told ya that Boquerón sun is super hot no matter how much sunblock you use" I added.
- "At least is something not too bad" FA said as she put cooling gel on Glamist's shoulder
- "You're right" Glamist replied.
- "Tomorrow night I'll take you to the best restaurant here in Lajas" I said.
- "Oh yeah, what's its name?" FA asked.
- "Puerto Palguera" I replied.
- "Is it good?" Glamist asked.
- "You'll love it, its puertorrican cuisine"
- "Puertorrican cuisine, huh?" Glamist added.
- "I guarantee you that is the best food you'll ever taste" I replied.
- "Let's see that" FA added.
- "Well, I'ma go to sleep I'm mega tired"
- "G'night G"
- "Good night Rogers"
- "Night guys"