Written and Created by Jean-Luc Ottey

In a fortress defense zone, an army of robots attack a base of mercenaries. Well… not necessarily “mercenaries” per say. Just a special hideout that Jean-Luc the fox and the rest of Team Whacko use to look out for any kind of threat that may be placed on them, or the entire world. The robots carry a bomb designated to detonate once in the underground sections of the heroes’ base, but with many of the proper defenses around, and the number of robots being lowered drastically, there’s no way that the gang can fail. Who is sending these robots to attack the gang? It is unsure honestly. There is honestly a variety of rogues and assailants out to get the duo for unknown reasons that more than half of them end up getting away before even 100% Julie can identify who they are.

“How’s the defenses coming along, doc?” Jean-Luc asks his fruity friend, who’s sitting by the surveillance monitors.

“Let’s see….” Julie says while rolling her chair over to the nearest screen, “Everything’s good so fa-WAIT. We got a runner.” Julie sees a slender, yet fast running robot speeding around the placed sentries.

“I-Is that bad?” Melody, the scared bunny girl, asks.

“No way, darling. Just watch,” Julie replies as she types a few commands on the keyboard, activating a new security defense. The speedy robot gives a smug laughter, but then looks forward and screeches to a halt as the offending defense mechanism happens to be a giant set of robot hands slamming down onto the ground in a repeated order. A few of the robots behind him run by, only to get brutally smashed into little pieces. The speed-bot looks over in shock at the destruction but then malfunctions due to the shock and explodes. In the far reaches beyond the base, a soldier bot slaps its face with the palm of its hand, groaning at its’ army’s incompetence. The soldier-bot then receives a transmission in its radio from a slight indistinguishable, yet German voice saying, “What is going ON out there?! Why is that base not destroyed!?”

“Sir! Uhh-…. We uh-… We have things up and under control.” The soldier-bot stammers to its commander. The commander in the transmission derailed how incorrect the soldier-bot was being, nearly causing one of its sound chips to short circuit. The soldier-bot needed a plan to appeal to its boss… until a sudden, yet idiotic plan ventures into the robot’s gears right out of the blue. A lightbulb pops up from the robot’s head to which it spoke to its boss.

“Sir! I have a plan! What if we-” the soldier began, but then whispered the rest into its communicator.

“Hmm, yes, that sounds like a good plan…. Alright. But don’t fail me this time… or I will make sure that every last screw and bolt inside of you will be smelted in my firing FURNACE!” The voice threatened, causing the soldier-bot to gulp. The voice then ended the transmission, leaving the soldier-bot to formulate its plan.

“TANK! GO AND GET THAT BOWL-HAIRCUT FREAK” the soldier-bot commanded to a heavy-weapons robot and pointed to a sleeping Ryan, with Danny next to him while having a drink.

“SLITHER!” the soldier-bot called to a snake-like robot

“YESSS…” the snake answered with slight disgust.

“GO AND GET THE COMMAND CENTRAL.” The soldier-bot commanded, making the snake-bot salute to the soldier then moves into the shadows.

“CHARGER…. C’mere sweetheart…” the soldier-bot winked to its lover, which is an electrical robot that sparks bits of lightning from its head. Meanwhile, the slithering snake-bot snuck its way through the base. An array of floating security bots flew in lines of a marching band with flashlights. The snake-bot slithered through the shadows both on the floors and ceilings of the base. It then catches glimpse of an oncoming security bot and hides in a dark corner. As the security bot comes in contact with the corner, the snake-bot immediately wraps its tail around the floating device and pulls it in. An electric discharge is heard, and the snake-bot floats out while disguised as the security-bot. The slithery robot made its way through the other guards in plain sight, up until a larger bot stops him with its hand. The large, gray and black security-bot pulls out its check list and examines it. The snake-bot shuddered lightly as it was being examined, not wanting to be caught. The snake-bot then comes up with an idea, then proceeds to tinker with the “disguise” for buttons. Pressing random ones at a time caused oil to spill out, gears to pop out, and horns to sound, all up until it presses a button to activate the security-bot’s inner radio. The disguised snake-bot then proceeded to dance like a goofball in front of the large-marge guard. The guard was seemingly unamused at the robot’s flimsy dancing, then proceeded grab the snake-bot and shake it up furiously. The snake-bot had no idea of what to do, then proceeded to pull out a butterfly knife. The large-guard catches attention of the knife and immediately started a fight with the snake-bot, causing others in the area to join in the battle, erupting a large cloud of brawls, punches and laser blasts. However, the snake-bot slides out of the cloud with ease, and continues with its mission.

Meanwhile, the tank-bot was trying to devise a proper plan to get rid of Ryan, who with Danny, were sleeping while the auto-turrets blasted any nearby robots closing in on a resting megaton bomb.

“Man, this job gets easier and easier,” Ryan comments.

“Mmmhmm,” Danny agrees, taking a gander at the tank, “And it looks like there’s barely a wave even coming. We’ll be done in time for that movie marathon.”

“Did you guys say movie marathon?” Joey asked through his intercom. The tank pondered more as its slow “brain” came together. The tank then rolls over to a nearby bank, steals a WHOPPING amount of money, destroys the bank, and then comes back and leaves the money under a nearby tree. Ryan catches a whiff of a smell familiar to him, then looks down to a tree and spots the whopping pile of money sitting there. Ryan’s eyes bulge like a laden wolf while eyes pupils turn into dollar signs as he shouts, “FREEEEEEEEEEE MOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!” startling the life out of Danny. Ryan then jumps high from his post and slams himself hard onto the free pile of money and begins to swim in it. Unbeknownst to him, the tank robot had a deliberately-prepared trap for Ryan as it lets go of a long rope, dropping a heavy crate on the bowl-haired bunny.

“What the-?!” Ryan shouted as he began knocking hard on the box. Danny watched Ryan be trapped and then immediately jumps to his aid. Meanwhile, the tank rolled over to the megaton bomb, only to get shot to shreds by the auto-turrets. Back in the base, the snake-bot found its way to a control center where Jean-Luc, Joey, Melody, and 100% Julie sat in their chairs while taking quiet naps. The snake-bot had to be very, very quiet if it were to do this job right. The snake-bot’s slithers were slow and steady. If robots could sweat, they would because this one had to make itself really quiet due to the continuous destruction of the security-bots by each other a few corridors down. Joey makes a small murmur and feels as if he is going to wake up. The snake-bot zips to him and immediately cradles him back to sleep. The snake-bot puts Joey down gently next to his dad, then immediately looks back at the console. The snake-bot then pulls out a small red device from its bionic chest, and places it onto the keyboard. The device then opens up itself and pulls out a cup of water and spills the liquid onto the machine, causing a stir. The security-bots, even though they’re more than halfway destroyed, began to spout electricity until falling to the floor and twitch. The security system inside shuts down, and the auto-turrets malfunction, spin around, and then explode. Danny, who’s helping Ryan out, hears the explosion.

“The turrets are DOWN!” Danny shouts, causing him to run back to his post, but leaving Ryan back in the box.

“HEY!” Ryan complained. He then groaned and proceeded to push himself somewhere to try and get the box off of him. Danny took out his communicator and tried to call his teammates.

“Guys? Hey GUYS!” Something’s wrong with the system!” Danny shouted, but static was the only thing going through. Danny shook his communicator while spouting, “What the heck’s wrong with this thing?” If matters couldn’t get any worse, Danny then receives a huge bash on his noggin, and falls to the ground face first and out cold. Birds twirled around the head of the knocked-out bunny while the robots pushed forward. The remaining robots began to joyfully trash the place while the defenses are down. Back in the control deck, Jean-Luc the fox finally wakes up, yawns, and then begins to stretch his legs. Jean-Luc then looks at the security monitors, only for them to be showing a blue screen with a message that says, “OH CRAP! WE’VE BEEN HACKED!!” Jean-Luc’s eyes bulged as he then inhaled deeply and made a huge scream, waking his team. The remaining members flail from their slumber and crash onto the floor, then seemingly jump to the fox’s aid.

“What is it, big brother?!”

“WE’VE BEEN HACKED!!!” Jean-Luc screamed while grabbing Joey’s shirt.

“OH CRAP!!!” 100% Julie exclaimed, “The transmitters are down! I can’t get the others!” Jean-Luc took the message, grabs Joey and Melody and takes them to try and defend the base from the remaining bots. However, at the entrance of a tank, the soldier-bot stood tall while a surge of electricity entered his body. The soldier-bot looked at the Charger behind him and commented, “Ready-up that charge, doc,” and the robot flicked a switch, turning itself and the soldier-bot in a glowing silver hue. Upbeat jazz music began to play as both robots casually strutted past all of the commotion especially while Jean-Luc, Joey, Melody, and Julie fought off the impending force of bots coming after them. Unbeknownst to them, the soldier-bot continued to groove over to a nearby hole which held a MASSIVE power generator that, if destroyed, could annihilate the entire base. Ryan, on the other hand, was still in box, trying to call his friends from amongst the noisy destruction.

“Help!” Ryan shouted, but then groaned to himself as he said, “Ugh… I feel like a douchebag.” Ryan then suddenly screams. He fell down the large hole that kept the power generator. Hopefully he didn’t fall into one of the electrical outputs. Meanwhile, the soldier-bot and charger-bot careened over to the box, almost about to complete its goal. With a strut and a stride, the robot kicks the box to the side, and is about to swan dive in. The robot immediately catches Team Whacko’s attention as they finish off the remaining wave. However, time was not on their side this time, for the robot jumps inside the hole just as its song ends. Before the gang could properly bulge out their eyes and react, the bomb causes a GINORMOUS explosion, turning everything nook and cranny of the base into pieces of wood, bionic parts, and a few rubber ducks. Jean-Luc, Joey, Danny, 100% Julie, and Melody are promptly blown out of their own base, and crash into the ground some seven-hundred miles away along with parts of their base and computer monitors. The gang rightfully groan at their injuries while Jean-Luc rightfully remarks, “Maayybe relaxing at the last minute WASN’T such a good idea….” The fox is then knocked out by the head of the robot soldier, doing 100% Julie’s job for her.

“H-Has anyone seen Ryan?” Melody asks in worry. In actuality, Ryan was obliterated in the explosion and ended up standing right in front of Satan. Satan playfully waved at Ryan with an evil smile, much to Ryan’s chagrin as the bunny nonchalantly waved back.

Meanwhile in a dark laboratory, with devices of alien-like origins, a scientist monitors the destruction through a well-hidden spy camera. Behind him, a door whirs open and a robot commander informs the scientist of the recent events.

“Sir! The enemy base has been obliterated like smashed berries.” The commander began, “Shall we begin phase two?” The scientist casually looked at the soldier and replied, “Yes... and also… make sure to pass me zee tea and biscuits, Mein fruend?”

“Yes, sir!” The commander bot obeyed until exiting the room. The scientist then looked back at the screen as he began to speak to himself.

“There, there, Mein foxy friends. My wrath will come very soon….” The scientist then began to make a cackling evil laughter that echoed throughout his very tall castle of a base. What wrath does this scientist want to enact amongst our friends? Who knows… but it surely will be a villainous one… a villainous one indeed.