I should probably introduce my co captain, Drake. Well he's not exactly my co captain he's more or less my bitch. I give him an order he does it, and if he doesn't do it he spends the night in the space snake pit. But... though it is fun to torture him around I don't think it'll be long until his sanity breaks and tries to kill the remaining humans on board.
That time might be sooner than I'd like but I have the feather duster of death if he dare tries a move on me. As for where we found Drake, he basically appeared out of nowhere on here but he's willing to help around. I don't know, maybe if I didn't know any better he might be a shapeshifter mutant thingy bent on killing the rest of the humans, and maybe... that atom nuke wasn't a mistake after all....
...hm...
nope it was totally our fault. Anyway I gotta go before Moron-ica releases one of our oxygen tanks-
never mind she already did....
This has been the captain of Earth 2122 signing off.
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