Well I just checked our oxygen levels and... we only have five months left of it left. I don't know how the living fuck we lost this much but we did and oh diddly ho we're getting gang banged. Some asshole nearby just rammed their ship into ours like they're hot shit!

 ...wait I just looked behind me and there's more... including a big ass mother ship, bigger than ours!!!!! GOD DAMN IT THEY'RE RIGHT ON OUR TAI-

NO MORON-ICA DON'T OPEN THE GATE!!! aaaand... you opened it... god damn you....

Alrighty, me and drake will go onto their ship and see what they want, but at the look of things they're going for our oxygen supplies.

I'll report when we're inside, I might record a conversation with the head for later purposes.

This has been captain of Earth 2122, signing off.