"Mama, Dada. Where are we going?" I asked in a confused voice.

"We're taking you to kindergarten Alucard" My mom replied.

"What's... Kinder...gar...ten?" I asked.

'God damn it! School already? Fuck!' I thought.

"It's a place where you learn and play with kids your age" My dad replied.

"That sounds fun!" I said in excitement.

'So, an army of drones that could do my bidding... doesn't sound too bad' I thought.

It took around five minutes of walking, but we finally made it... to a purple building with flowers all around it.

'Fuck' I thought.

"Here's the place, let's go inside Alli!" My mom said, happily.

"Okay~" I replied in a cute tone.

We met up with my new teacher Tiffany.

'She seems... kind of dumb, it's going to be fun to torture her!' I thought evilly.

"Oh, hi! Aren't you just the cutest thing~" She said as she pinched my cheeks.

"Uuuu~, shtop pinching my cheeks~" I replied.

"Kyaaaa!... Mr. and Mrs. Valenheist, your child will be in safe hands" She said professionally to my parents.

'Whoa! Weird... where'd the idiot blonde go?' I questioned in my mind.

"Okay, thank you... we have to go to work now, goodbye" My mom said as she walked away with my dad.

'Come to think of it, where do they work?' I asked in my head.

"Come on... Alucard, time to meet the other kids" She said with a smile.

"Okay~" I replied as I held her hand to meet the other kids.

"Class, this is Alucard. He's going to be joining us a little later than everyone else, so be nice to him, okay?" She asked with a heart-warming smile.

""Okay!"" The kids replied at the same time.

'Okay, that's fucking creepy...' I thought.

"Now, Alucard... would you like to tell us a little about yourself?" Tiffany asked.

"Okay~" I replied.

'Time to commence "Operation... Er... fuck it!"' I thought.