"Well, first of all. I was the hero of a world called Arendal, I fought dragons, demons, hydra and various other beasts" I started talking as I looked at the children in front of me, they were completely dumbfounded. So, I turned to look at Tiffany... she had the exact same dumbfounded face.

"Stop joking Alucard" Tiffany said.

"But it's true! I killed various monsters... until I died in the battle of seven armies" I said with a hint of sadness in my tone.

"Hahaha! He's crying!" A kid laughed.

I felt my face and I noticed, tears were coming out.

"Shut the fuck up you motherfucking simpleton! Do you know what I fucking went through!? I watched as my friends were murdered right in front of me and I couldn't do a fucking thing about it!" I snapped.

""..."" Everyone in the kindergarten were once again dumbfounded.

"Alucard! You shouldn't swear!" Tiffany yelled in anger as she raised her hand on me.

"What the hell? Are you going to hit me? Fucking bring it bitch!" I shouted arrogantly.

"I-I" She was stunned.

"I could beat your ass and everyone elses! So fucking bring it!" I shouted.

'So, I'm going to probably use the paralyzing gas soon...' I thought.

The kids looked at me in anger until one stood up and screamed.

"AAAAH!!!" And he rushed at me.

I simply punched him in the face, knocking him out.

'Kind of makes me feel like a dick, beating up kids... but, they are my age...' I thought.

Tiffany seeing this was completely dumbfounded.

Almost all of the kids rushed me... except for four of them, they just stood and watched in awe.

These four were: A girl with pink twin tails. A girl with a ponytail and an adorable grin. A girl with very messy black hair, making her look gloomy. And a boy with silver hair and a heroic look on his face.

"Bring it asshats!" I shouted as I beat the ever living crap out of all of those kids.

'This isn't really fun, kind of pathetic really... but, they ARE children... wait, I'm a child too... Fuck!' I thought.

Tiffany, looking at all of the kids on the ground, either unconscious or crying was furious.

"ALUCARD!!!" Tiffany shouted and she... SHE FUCKING KICKED ME!!!

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!" I shouted in anger.

'You know what... she's just a fucking bitch, kicking children!' I thought, hypocritically.

"Fuck it!!! FIREBALL!!!" I shouted with a sadistic grin as a ball of flame came out of my hands. Hitting Tiffany on the arm, burning her.

"AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" She screamed in pain.

I looked at the four kids who didn't attack me and I put my finger over my mouth.

"Shhhh" I whispered.

They all nodded their heads, sweat dripping down their entire bodies.

"Fuck it, Mind Wipe" I said, erasing everyone's minds of the incident.

"Heal" I said, healing everyone.

After four hours of everyone being unconscious. I finally went home.

"So, Alucard did you make any friends?" My mom asked me.

"No... but, I met four interesting people!" I smiled.

"Look at you! Using big words like a champ!" My dad grinned as he picked me up and hugged me.

'Kill me, please... end my suffering' I thought.