Nutrition
Oct 04, 2017
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TRANSCRIPT:
A giant lady is holding a boy.
Lady: Oh ho ho! I am going to eat you!
Boy: I think you should reconsider.
Lady: I disagree!
The lady is holding a frying pan.
Boy: But why eat humans? We are small and smelly. Why not eat a more nutrient-dense food, like a big school of fish, or a herd of cows?
The boy is trying to wiggle free as he talks
Lady: Oh ho ho! I don't eat humans for nutrition.
The frying pan is on the stove now, and she's pouring cooking oil into it.
Lady: I eat them because it's funny! A lady, eating people? How silly!
Boy: That is terrible logic.
He's almost free. He's halfway out of her hand, flopping down.
Lady: In you go!
She throws him in the pan with a sizzle.
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