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A Little Insanity

Eva's "profanity"

Eva's "profanity"

Oct 05, 2017

Eva accidentally almost says violent things about killing people or herself but cuts herself off mid sentence and changed what she was saying like “I’m going to kiiiirack this door open! HA Ha ha ha...” *Tapering off into embarrassed laughter* (Was about to say “I’m going to kill you”) “I’m going to taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack this paper to the wall!” *slams a paper she’s holding onto the wall* “Heh he he…” *laughing awkwardly again* (was about to say “I’m going to take your soul and devour your corpse”)


𝅘𝅥𝅮What would you do if I told you I hate you𝅘𝅥𝅮 and killed your whole family. oh, whoops! I didn’t say anything~𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮I’m dragging you down the hallway like a ragdoll𝅘𝅥𝅮 DAANG IIIIIIT

𝅘𝅥𝅮Kill the humans𝅘𝅥𝅮 SHIIIIT!!!



“I will KIIirap.” She hung her head in defeat as she failed to stop herself from completely stopping spurting random acts of violence.

I patted her shoulders. “It’s okay,” I said, “just let it out.”

She looked up at me and then to my friend. “Do you mind if I let out my incoherent weirdness?”

He shrugged, “Go ahead, kid. Knock yourself out.”

“Ok. Because I lost the other one I’ll just start like this.” She said, closing her eyes and taking in a deep breath before opening them again to reveal a dead look and she cocked her head to the side. “Can I slowly rip out your heart and then dismember your parts bit by bit, decorating your walls with your own blood and then feed your bits and pieces to everyone who cares about you?” It wasn’t the darkest of things she had ever said out of the blue, but to anyone who didn’t know about it it would at least be a shock.

“Holy shit, dude.” He said in shock. “Where’d you find this kid? She’s awesome!”

“She is the child of the child of my victim nearly ten years ago who took shelter in a household within my territory.” I said simply.

“Umm… What?” He asked. Apparently, my explanation was too complex for him.

“He ate my grandma when I was four.” Eva explained for me.

tempist215
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Hahahaaaaaaa.... Totally not based off me. Not at all. Yep. Totally wasn't like Eva in 6th grade. :T Yep. Not at all. YOUKNOWNOTHING

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best explanation ever Eva

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