“GACKAEORJKEFODGVJERKigfnerodfbgwejnrodln!!!!Q HALP!!!!!@! HELP! HELP! HELP HELP HELP! THERE’S A CRAZY POKEMON AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!!”

So then, Luna’s magical girl helpeveryoneinperil instincts kicked in and she sprinted as fast as her short 10-year-old legs could take her.

“YOU! YOU PLEASE HELP THERE’S A RABID CREATURE AFTER ME HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP THERE ARE POKEMANZ IN THE BAG HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP”

So then, Luna picked up the Pokeball that would change her life FOREVER. There was only one thing in between her and saving the creepy dude in front of her. He looked familiar. Oh, he’s the creepy dude in the Gameboy, she thought. But her magical girl instincts were too powerful and she couldn’t leave. The one thing was a black and dark grey Pokémon with red eyes. It didn’t look vicious at all. It didn’t look rabid either. But her magical girl attackeverythinghurtingsomeoneelse instincts kicked in and she threw the Pokeball. She hadn’t really thought of what Pokémon she was going to pick, but it seems she picked the perfect one. No, it wasn’t a Torchic. She had picked everyone’s favorite weed wood gecko, Treecko. “Go, whateveryouare!” she shouted as she threw the Pokeball.

“Uhhh, use whatever attack you have!”

The Treecko proceeded to use pound. Then the Poocheyena attacked using bite, a dark type move.

“Okay, Tiny creature! We can still do this! Use another move!”

Treeko used leer, and the creepy dude in the Gameboy proceeded to hug a tree. The Poocheyena leapt and attempted to attack. But it failed, and Treecko easily evaded the attack.

“Okay, Tiny creature, one last time! Use another move!”

The Poocheyena fainted.