Just kidding, everyone knows Luna won by a big margin against Sunny-Boy’s Torchic. There’s no need to narrate an epic battle sequence of scratches ang growls.

Anyways, Sunny-boy was all like “Oi let’s race back” so Luna agreed (duh) and then Sunny-Boy teleported back after having a really long head start, even though he would have won anyways, but plot. Plus, Luna needs to explore.

Ugh I want to skip aheaddd nothing interesting is happeningggggg

Okay, timeskip time!

WHY THE HECK AM I STILL WRITING THIS TRAASHHHHHHHHHHH THE AWFULLNESS OF THIS WRITING IS KILLING MEEEEEEEEEE

After a tearful goodbye with her mother, Luna departed on her journey as a Pokemon trainer with nothing but a magical bag that was Latias’s last parting gift before Luna moved out of Johto.

I wonder how the other magica in Luna’s former team are. I forgot their names already. Was one of them Marina?

Luna proceeded on with the story because I need to write more so I actually have a reasonable amount of writing for a chapter and I can finally get to the good (still bad but slightly more interesting) part of the story.

She walked through a lot of tall grass, but didn’t catch any Pokemon because plot. The she arrived in Oldale town. She got 10 free potions from the legendary Potion dude and then with the free Pokeballs she received from Sunny-Boy proceeded onto route 103.

And caught the Pokemon that would change her life forever.

It was a Ralts and it was female and she named it Starry.

Then Luna saw her dad. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

Is it just me or is the length of these chapters getting shorter and shorter?