I attempted mind control on Mr. Agamaite yesterday. Well, it was more of mind persuasion, really, and by yesterday, I mean Tuesday. Monday was Labor Day, so today seems more like a Tuesday than Tuesday, though it has been two days. Anyways, stalAgamaite had homework due, and I could have sworn it was due a week later. The mind control was an attempt to get him to say “Well class, it seems I’m going to not grade this for some reason.” You’d think it would work, right? Well, just in case, I scribble down some answers. Answers, that is, TO THE WRONG QUESTIONS.

Boredom. Need I say more? Damn, Bruce, I come to the same pungent meeting every year. F[iretr]uck, man. Vocal holds this a