"I love you."

"Me too, honey."

"I have to go somewhere tomorrow, it's important."

"Where?"

"You should come with me. This will be important to you too."

"Oh, okay. What do we need to pack? Is it far?"

"No, it's just around a two-hour drive from here. But after we go there, we will travel somewhere farther. But I need to stop there to get something."

"Okay then, but I have to be back at work around four."

"You should take the day off. It's gonna be long."

"Okay? My boss is going to be mad at me though."

"I'm so sorry. You don't have to come if you don't want to."

"No, it's okay. If it is that important to you, then I'll go."

"Thank you, sweetheart."

"You're welcome, Darling."

The next day came. The two got into the car.

"So,where exactly are we going?"

"You will find out later. It's a surprise."

"Ooh~ You know how much I love surprises."

"Yup. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

"I'm excited! Thank you, babe!"

After two hours,

"Okay, we're there. Just let me set things up first."

"Alright then. I'll wait on the car."

She glanced out of the car and saw her boyfriend from a distance. He was on a ladder and next to a tree, his hands doing something.

He took out a cloth, covered her eyes, and lead her to the tree.

"Tadaa!"

"H..honey? What is this? Why are there two nooses?"

"This will be our ride."

"No! I am not going! I thought you mean something else!"

"Come on, didn't you say you were going to go with me?"

"NO! YOU ARE CRAZY! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOVED YOU!"

"Tsk, and I thought you were something different. Turns out that you are the same as every girl out there."

"WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GO WITH YOU! YOU ARE F*CKING INSANE!!!"

"Shut up," he held a gun to her mouth, "or else."

"*muffled* Mmmmmh!"

Pow.

He sighs as he walk up his ladder. "Everyone in this world is the same." And down he jumps.