“It’s been a while. My little friend.” I lowered my hands and looked longingly “it feels like it’s been forever since we had,” I blushed and shyly looked away “private time.”

“Oh, Yuuta. It has.” Her voice was soft, feminine, with just the right amount of sexiness. “I’ve longed for your touch.”

“I know!” I sighed “I’ve just had so much school work to do.”
 

“My big man.” She giggled “working hard, using his big head and making it even bigger. Did I mention how hot it gets me when you say things like E=MC squared?”

“Oh stop it.” I was blushing again “I’m not doing anything like that.”

“But an engineering degree is so important. Think of all the things you can do with it!”

Gulp. “It is a hard major to do. I don’t know why I’m trying.”

She touched my inner thigh and I tried to keep myself calm “but it’s so amazing! And that money. Think of all the figures you can buy with that money.”

“Y-you’re right. I could by a lot of figures.”

She danced up my thigh “So many figures. So many adult figures. Ones with (censored to keep this family friendly, and since this part got really dirty I will now fill this blurb with random words: Ice-cream. Banana. Makeup. Chopsticks. Apple Pie. So most of those words were food. I must be hungry. Damn, I’m hungry now. Thanks, Mr. Writer-san.) Now how would you like that, Yuuta-chan?”

I was drooling. I pictured everything she was with such vivid detail. “And they would be mine.”

“Ours Yuuta-kun. You know, I’m into girls too. Girls with huge (pieces of cake) and pink (lemonade) you’ll have to share them with me.”

“I-I-I-I-I-I-I.” I was lost for words. She was speaking my language but that’s a language I couldn’t even understand “you like girls.”

“Almost as much as I like.” Her dark eyes lowered down from my gaze “cheese sticks. Hot, creamy and loaded-“

“Yuuta.” Aoi slammed her fist into the door “if you’re in there talking to that damn figure again like it’s a real person again!”

“I-I’m not!” I slammed the figure of (Censored due to copy-write) into my bathwater “I wasn’t talking at all.”

“Oh, E=MC squared. Yuuta-kun. You’re a NEET.”

“No! NO! I’m not. Now leave me alone so I can take my bath!” I screamed.

I heard her walk away.

“Yuuta-kun, what am I supposed to do with this mountain down here?” I blushed at my own words and remembered I had (censored) still under the bathwater and so close to my “OH MY GOD!”