Rogers, Danaelya, Glamist and FA were going to Mac Donalds on foot. While their were walking Rogers and Danaelya were explaining Glamist and FA about some things that only puertorricans understand.
- "Explain me what's a yal" Glamist said.
- "It's a whore with nails longer than a straw, phone more expensive than ours and those kind or women are... um" Rogers said trying
- "Are what?" FA asked.
- "Lengüisueltas" Danelya replied.
- "What does that mean" Glamist asked.
- "That 99% of a sentence have bad words and they make an accent speaking English"
- "Triggering right?" FA added.
- "Ni me lo digas" Rogers said covering his face embarrassed.
- "Speaking of yales here you have two" Danaelya pointed.
- "Is this Brooklyn or Bronx?" Rogers asked in a rhetorical way.
- "Acho papi tu estas bien bueno" One of the yales said.
- "Acho callate canto e' pendeja" Rogers said in a pissed off tone.
- "Que te pasa so' cabrón tienes un problema"
- "Hey enough with the bullshit" Danaelya stopped Rogers and the... whore
- "Ahora tu eres gringo" The fucking yal kept arguing.
- "Ah si cabrona, ahora si te jodistes"
- "Enough! stop it please" Glamist interrupted
- "You know someting sugal daddy, I can go to a hotel and-" (I wrote it like this so you can have an idea how yales make the fucking accent when the speak English)
- "Excuse me but I'm done with this fucking discussion"
- "Seremambiche" (That's the wrong pronunciation of Son of a bitch and it happens when someone speaks English knowing that knows bullshit)
This is my favorite part of the story! Someone of the group knocks out the yal who was hitting on Glam. Guess who did it.
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Let me guess, you don't know who did it but... If you try to guess who was it and you guessed right, FA knocked her out. You may not believe it but she understood what that ho' just said. Like I said before, Seremambiche is a terrible pronunciation of Son of a bitch so she associated the word with that. Pretty clever right? Anyways let's continue with the story.
- "KNOCK OUT TO THE YAL!" Rogers said out loud.
- "Shut up Rogers" FA said.
- Ultima Hora! Yal fue noqueada por FA! Aparente y alegadamente la yal le estapa pegandole bellones a Glamist" Danaelya shouted.
- "Danaelya that's enough" FA said.
- "For that I'm gonna pay what you order" Rogers said.
- "Rogers you're not rich" Glamist replied.
- "Not yet" Rogers added.
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