“Mnemosyne.” His voice drifted into my ears “Mnemosyne!” He violently shook me “stop this nonsense and wake up!” His voice was deep and demanding “I know you are not really asleep! Quit acting like a child.”

“He-n-tai.” I gasped not opening my eyes “I need. Hentai.”

“No!” He hissed “you’re not going to watch any of that smut on company time!”

“Then death is my only freedom.”

“I could fire you, you know?”

“Fire me!” I exclaimed, “fire me and release me from this prison, Hades!”

“Grow up.” He finally stopped shaking me “if I could fire you. I would. But no one wants you running around doing as you please.”

My eyes fluttered open “why not? I make life more interesting.”
 “You are a disruption.” His pale silver eyes locked onto me “a huge nuisance to society. And unfortunately, I’ve been sentenced to be your keeper.”

“I’m not a disruption! And I didn’t ask for you to be my keeper!”

“You are more of a disruption than other creature on this planet!” Rolling his eyes he lifted a finger “one. You changed the memories of everyone because you didn’t like a line in a movie.”

“No, I am your father. Sounds a lot better.”
 

“Then what excuse do you have for removing actors, changing store names and even breakfast cereal?”

“Sounded better.” I was very proud of what I did

“And left huge gaps in human memories.”

I shrugged.

“No.” He ran his fingers through his deep blue hair and sighed “that’s bad.”

“How so?”
 

“I’m not going over this again.” He hissed “I’m tired of explaining things over and over again.”

“Mandela effect.”
 

“Stop it Mnemosyne.”

“Then I would like to continue my binge of hentai.” I turned my chair back to my computer “now reconnect my internet.”

“No. You have clients.” He pointed to the two figures frozen in time across from my desk “you need to be professional.”

I rolled my eyes “I hate them though.”
 

“It’s your job!” He hissed “to keep humans from getting out of control. A good use of your powers. You should feel proud of the good you do!”

“I keep unhappy marriages together.” I slid down into my chair pulling on the sides of my long pink hair “that’s a misery all in itself.”

“Mandela effect. You used to love it.” He smirked at me.

“Asshole.” I hissed “after I finish with them can I finish?”

His eyes glazed over “if you promise to handle this professionally.”

I slid onto the floor “maybe.”

“Then that’ a maybe for the internet to be back in your office.”

“You’re worse than the devil!” I hissed pulling my hair again “Lucifer at least knows how to treat his employees right!”

“And Lucifer runs a strip club, not a physiatrist office.”

“Can I work there?”

“No.” He hissed “now get off the floor and get back to work!”

I started kicking my feet and flailing around “hentai! Hentai! Hentai!”

A fire erupted around the room “stop it right now Mnemosyne!”

Stopping for a moment I looked up at him “I saw a hentai like this. Once.”

The flames quickly turned to blue and began to make hissing noises “Last warning.”
 “Last warning.” I snapped my fingers.

Time appeared to move backward and the flames disappeared. “Stop messing with time!” He hissed “if I have to deal with any more problems because of you. I’ll burn you to a crisp.”

“Saw that in a hentai once too.”
 He turned his back “Don’t make me ban you from hentai all together!”

“You wouldn’t!” I shot up to my feet and crossed my arms “you can’t!”

“I’m basically the devil, so try me.” He waved his hand “now handle this like an adult and I may reward you with something.”

“Hentai?”
 

“Better!”

I squealed excitedly “It's a deal!”

The people before me unfroze and began to yell at one another “I can’t believe you would actually think that would be OK! What kind of man thinks it’s OK to wear his wife’s panties and post pictures online?”

The man shrugged as I took my seat “saw that in a hentai once too.” But no one paid me any attention. She was too busy yelling at him.

“Are you gay?” She asked “transgendered?”

“No!” He said in a monotone voice “I just like panties and attention.”

“That doesn’t make it ok!” She said slamming her fist on the table “you got more like than me...”
 “And how does that make you feel?” I asked.

“Unattractive. Unloved. Unwanted!” She shouted answering my question but looking at him.

“And knowing this. What will you do?”

“Buy my own panties.”
 

“You’re impossible!” She began to cry “I can’t believe I ever married you. You’re a pervert!”

He shrugged “want a divorce?”

“That was quick,” I mumbled.

“Why would you even ask that?!” Tears streamed down her face “I thought you loved me.”
 

“I do.”

I rolled my eyes “see here is the deal. I have hentai to get back to and you two are driving me up the wall.” I pointed at the man “he likes to put on panties and pose as a girl online. And she” I moved my figure to her “wants you to be more manly. Dirt and” I leaned into her “American Football? Eh?” Rolling my finger counter-clockwise “I agree with American football players being sexy but think about this.”

Her eyes glossed over “Y-yeah, yeah! An ice skater.”

“And you” I turned back to the man “now my favorite hentai is that of a man who dresses up like a girl.” Trying to contain my excitement was hard “and I love ice skating. BL ON ICE!” Pointing my finger at him now “so you’ll be able to dress in flamboyant clothes, maybe wear panties” I shrugged “up to you!” His eyes began to glaze over “and you’ll send me pictures. Special pictures.” Hades face flashed in my mind “once a month. Once a month.” Settling was not my strong point “and along with that. You’ll get a lot of attention. But in return.” How I wanted to roll my eyes “you’ll spend more time with your wife.”

“I will.” He nodded.

“Good!” I leaned back in my chair “now you two go home and love one another.”

He stood up and took her hand “I adore you.”

She blushed rising to her feet “I adore you, my own personal Yuri.” She giggled and winked at me.

“I taught her that.” I proudly proclaimed “favorite non-hentai anime. Well one of them.”

And with that, they both left my room. Allowing Hades to come back in “Good job.” He said “wasn’t that hard, was it?”s

I shrugged “present time.”
 He smiled and nodded.

“I would like for you to put these on.” I reached into my desk.

“If you pull out a pair of heels and ask me to pose nude for your manga again.” His arms crossed “I’ll drown you in the River Styx.”

“God!” I slammed my back into the chair “you're no fun.”

“Mne.” He said his voice going softer “I do have something for you.”

“What?” Hades using my pet-name. something was up.

“I have some new clients for you.”

“HADES!”

“No, hear me.” He motioned to two people standing behind him.

I looked at them. “A succubus?” I shouted looking at the creature before me “and a high-level one!” My eyes drifted to the tight shorts she wore “nice horn.” Hades smiled at me as I looked at him mouthing to him “I l-o-v-e c-h-i-c-k-s w-i-t-h d-i-c-k-s.”

“I know.” He said happily “This is Aoi and this is Yuuta.”

Aoi smiled and waved at me. Yuuta looked at me “I don’t need any psychologist.”

“Why do you say that?”


 “I’m not sleeping with another man.” Yuuta hissed which made Aoi’s hair turn a bright shade of red.

“This is why we are here.” Aoi pointed to me “she’ll help you. Remember what you like.”

“Good luck.” Hades said backing out of the room “by the way.” He pointed behind Yuuta “you can’t use your powers on him.”
 

“Huh?” I tilted my head.

Hades shrugged “won’t work.”

“HADES!” I shouted as he closed the door.