I feel like an idiot. The biggest fucking idiot in this universe and timeline, excluding Trump because that would require me to be brain dead.

I just realized that the reason the new iPhone is called the iPhone 10 is because the roman numeral for 10 is X.

This is the lowest point of my life. At age 17, I have reached my midlife crisis.

I have gotten an A's in every college level math class I have taken, yet I still lack the common sense to recognize basic mathematical symbols.

I have brought shame to my family, and will be committing harakiri shortly after posting this. Ok, maybe that's a bit extreme, but I will be face-palming for all eternity.

Hopefully my experience with stupidity has taught me to never. Ever. Open my mouth in public and say something that will be immortalized by social media.

This has taught me to go ahead and put it out there myself before anyone else beats me to it.