Sh-they're so nice to me.

I bet that sh--they're beautiful.

How do I know them?

Internet friend, totally.

Oh yeah I make comics on this website,

What website?

I forget.

Okay I'll be truthful.

She's a chick.

And I love her. 

We've been dating for like, 

9 months now.

Oh,

Who am I talking to?

Well,

Hopefully you.