So it turns out that Narrators don't have therapist. Yes I did actually look for one, stop questioning me. I can see the doubt in your eyes.(I can't really because, you know, your reading a book but you get the point.) By now you probably already know what to expect from me, so lets get to it. Okay so this man (Roy Thomson, as if you didn't already know) is just too nice. Today everything seemed fined. He was being normal, not going out of his way to help people, not making my life miserable, you know how normal people act. He walked into a coffee shop (Crispy Star Donuts) and ordered a coffee, black. (Not even going to comment on that) He sat down and drank it. Everything was going fine until he walked up to the cashier and asked to see a manager. I thought they had messed up his order and he was going to give them a piece of his mind. (like a normal person) The manager came out and Roy shook his hand and said that he would cover everyone's drinks and would include tips in the over all total. I know people do these kinds of things but the entire day?! Really?! He spent $4,693.65 on coffee and another $300 on tips! He doesn't even make that much money.! He makes $8.75 an hour, $8.75! That was his life savings! Nobody can possibly this selfless! I mean come on people, you have to see through his wonderful demeanor and into his black soul! This man spent more money than he makes in five months! He still has to care for his animals too! (I didn't forget them) That makes him evil in my opinion! (Even if it is bias) Everyone should be seeing by now that even though he is the nicest man in the universe, he is evil incarnated. I mean Practically Satan! 

I don't feel to well.