I have decided to write a list of things that everyone relates to so I never have to write about them again and try to be original.

1. Cat videos-everyone watches them and thinks they're a waste of time, yet they always get millions of views.

2. Toilet paper-I have personally experienced the lack of toilet paper in a public setting. Moving on.

3. Bed head-Also known as sex head by those who actually get some, unlike Trump. His hair probably always looks like that.

4. Demons-don't you just hate those pesky demons always floating around your head and coming out of closets (the straight version)?

That was a really off color joke, I swear I'm not insane.

5. Trump-literally every living organism on this Earth wishes that puffy Cheetos's twitter would be taken away.

6. Farting-everyone likes to slip out a silent but deadly one once in a while in public.

7. Unplugged headphones-that moment when you realize everyone knows you listen to the audiobook version of Fifty Shades.

8. Hair-getting hair everywhere can be so annoying when it comes time for the annual cleanup. Literally just clean it up once a year.

9. Cringe-when someone does something so cringey that you just want to curl up into a little ball of cringe and pretend that the Matrix is real.

10. Edgy-when people who are clearly not edgy pretend that they're edgy and accidentally kill someone in their desperate attempt to look edgy.

Again, off color joke. I'm totally chill *cringes at my own words but decided to post it anyways.*