I'm writing this from my bed because I'm too sick to get out. "Cough cough" Sorry, like I said I'm sick. I don't normally get sick. I haven't been sick in Four Thousand years. (No I'm not old) I blame Roy. I started getting sick when he was assigned to me. It's his fault I'm like this. "Cough" I would do something about him but Narrators can't interfere with the Characters. It's just isn't possible. We just have to watch and record. Don't worry I still did my job and Oh boy was it infuriating. lots of things happened today. For one, a building caught fire and guess who saved everyone in it. You guessed it, Roy. "Cough cough" First let me say that when he came out of that building he didn't have a scratch on him. None at all! Although he is a demon so it make sense. Now you'll are going to say that the people would have died but no they wouldn't have. The firefighters were there and if one man can do it so can they. I think he did it for fame even though he said he didn't want any. He walked off without saying anything! "Cough cough" I don't know anyone who would do that and not want the attention!  The second thing that happen was that there was a bank robbery. It happened right after the fire. Roy walked right in to the middle of the robbers escaping. Rather then telling the police were they went he followed them! Let me remind, you this man works at a pet shelter not on the police force! "Cough cough" He followed them in to an alley that was a dead end while the police were on the other side of town searching. They saw him And pulled their guns out and shot him. Well they tried. It was like a scene from the matrix, He was dodging bullets left and right! None hit there mark. Roy got close and and knocked the guns out of their hands and tied them up with rope he found. "Cough cough" He called the cops. Didn't take any of the stolen money nor would he accept a reward from the police. Again I don't know anyone who wouldn't take money! You would think sense he just spent a whole bunch on a coffee shop! He just pisses me off with how nice he is! I hate him, I really do! I don't care how nice he is he is still the Evilest person in the unknown! "Cough cough" 

I might ask to be reassigned...