PSST! HEY! NEW THING HERE!

......Hi! ....*cough*
So.... Thanks for stopping to read the description. I've been challenged by a few comic buds to try something different down here so.... Crap this is already a failure, look away!

....But if you're still here, let's give this a shot. Hi! I'm J.M., and just last month I narrowly escaped an alternate timeline where I get hit by a car.... I can explain.

One Saturday morning I was out of the house doing errands and fighting back the existential dread, as adults are want to do. Mission done, time to head home, so I cross halfway into a street before some car come speeding around the corner out of nowhere! Luckily for me I stopped early enough for them to notice, slow to a stop, and let me through.(What was even the rush??)

And now the weird part: Just a few seconds *after* safely crossing the street, an ambulance drives past me down the same street I'm walking through. Just.... the weird timing of that car speeding in and this ambulance popping up at the right time.... T'was weird... mas weird(yes, mas)

It made me think about the possibility of alternate realities and timelines as soon as I get home.... That feel when you wish you were friends with Michio Kaku so you could hash this stuff out together.

So there! That's the most interesting story in my life so far. Thank you for reading! Lord knows how long I'll be able to do these, since I'm really more of a Machine Organism Designed Only for Comic-making, and my personal life ain't really all that interesting, sadly, but I'd be happy to drop a few of these every once in a while when there's something good going on.

See y'al later!
J.M.