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Jesus of Nazareth

Joined Dec 2016 kickin` it with my dad

"I have an unhealthy internet obsession & hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that I have crippling depression." - Someone that had a spray can

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Eris
Eris Sep 30, 2023
Jesus?
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ThisIsFine
ThisIsFine Apr 29, 2021
Hey Jesus, I have a very important question. If humans can't see air, but can see water, does that mean fish can't see water, but can see air?
spopy-san
spopy-san May 17, 2021
Yes
ThisIsFine
ThisIsFine May 17, 2021
What does air look like 👁👄👁
spopy-san
spopy-san May 17, 2021
If water reflects what the sky is, witch is blue, then if the air reflects what the earth is, then its green
ThisIsFine
ThisIsFine May 17, 2021
love inhaling green, sounds toxic
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Techno-Danger
Techno-Danger Apr 30, 2020
Hey jesus, does God still love me even if I don't love myself?
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Tower of Light 55
Tower of Light 55 Nov 06, 2020
i am not saying that i speak for Jesus or God but im pretty sure that God loves all his children, even if they don't love them self .
Tower of Light 55
Tower of Light 55 Nov 06, 2020
and if they dont, i will
Techno-Danger
Techno-Danger Feb 18, 2021
Just realised this is the place where you found me wow. :)
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Cello
Cello Mar 25, 2019
Jesus, can you answer this question that´s been puzzling me.. How much wood could a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck would chuck wood
Jesus of Nazareth
Jesus of Nazareth Mar 26, 2019
around 700 pounds
Cello
Cello Mar 26, 2019
*gasp* thank you my Lord and Savior for answering.. I shall use this information you have blessed me with to write an essay on Woodchucks now
Jesus of Nazareth
Jesus of Nazareth Mar 29, 2019
Thank you for asking my child
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edgeoverload
edgeoverload Nov 10, 2018
Jesus, what’s your relationship with Satan?
Jesus of Nazareth
Jesus of Nazareth Nov 12, 2018
Its like trying to train a very chubby cat
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czarnarozapl
czarnarozapl Oct 06, 2018
What do you think about youtubers?
Jesus of Nazareth
Jesus of Nazareth Oct 15, 2018
im just going to name who im subscribed to; laventertown, kwite, fact friend, supermega, gamegrumps, all dan and phil channels, crankgameplays, the try guys, paq, danplan, academy of ideas,nowness, chilledcow, the royal ocean film society, coleydoes things, say dada, emilia fart, die antwoord, atlas, harry makes it up, wearepussyriot, mitski, bertie gilbert, ninja sex party, tom odell, pjthekick, kickthepj, daisy brown, sarlis, cut, doddleoddle, its detergent, safiya nygaard, milychai, dont hug me. im scared, and my irl friend laney speakman. im also into asmr btw
czarnarozapl
czarnarozapl Oct 16, 2018
nice
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rose blossom
rose blossom Sep 17, 2018
If you can walk on water- can you swim on land?
Jesus of Nazareth
Jesus of Nazareth Oct 15, 2018
can you because that would be rad
rose blossom
rose blossom Oct 16, 2018
does this make me the second god
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Amet
Amet Dec 13, 2017
what did I eat last night?
Jesus of Nazareth
Jesus of Nazareth Jan 27, 2018
I don't know man I'm not a stalker
Amet
Amet Jan 30, 2018
fair enough I'll go ask santa
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*drops soap*
*drops soap* Oct 06, 2017
I love you, Jesus.
Jesus of Nazareth
Jesus of Nazareth Oct 11, 2017
I love you too
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dropthedrawings
dropthedrawings Sep 05, 2017
Hey, thanks for subscribing to my comic Real Dreams!
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