1- i made my neighbours children cry and have nightmares because I wouldn't unconvince them that I wasn't a werewolf
2- i eat cereal with a teaspoon in a special way which involves me making a milky moat amongst the muesli and saying out loud, one-two-three as i drink 3 supps of milk until i reach the centre of the muesli milky mote, and then i repeat and make my way back out from the centre to the side of the bowl and round in a clockwise direction until the milky moat has been drunk dry.
By that time, it is now safe to eat the cereal.
3-i once stole 50 pence from the gym changing room that some gym person innocently forgot, but felt so bad that i left 20 pence in it's place. i still made 30 free pence that day.
and i am thom.
thats all you need to know about me
My hands are my favourite tool. i also love my brain and my eyes.