"Anyone know where to win a lifetime supply of earplugs? I'm desperate." Nathan said, fixing himself on his bed, video chatting with his two best friends, Joel and Lisa.
Joel looked at him through the phone in confusion.
"Neighbor."
"AGAIN???" Joel said in an exaggerated tone.
"Dude go to Target- Nathan, are you listening?" Lisa starts. Nathan was either spacing out or hearing his neighbor moaning daddy for the tenth time. Probably the second one. She sighs. "HEY! NATHAN!" She literally screams through the microphone, dying for his attention. Nathan flinches and turns around.
"Oh-wait what? Sorry my wonderful neighbor is moaning daddy right next to my wall." He smiles and then pouts. "Why me? I moved in two days ago expecting to finally feel like an adult and be happy with my own fucking apartment! But no. Instead I get a dude cumming on the other side of my wall and practically screaming where my bed is directly at."
"Woah dude. We get it. Neither of us understand what you have to go through on the daily. But have you ever... I don't know, filed a complaint? Or done some type of report on this? You can't just complain and act like there's nothing you can do." Joel said.
"Well said short stack." Lisa said, insulting at the boy.
"Shut up."
"Should I?" Nathan asked. "All I know is that he moved in two weeks ago and is unaware of how thin the walls are."
"Um okay." Lisa said.
"Well what's stopping you?" Joel questioned.
"I heard the landlord's hella creepy."

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