As smol Ginger Child looked out the dirty window, he realized the meaning of life. That it was unwritten. He turned the red car around and drove home, where he compiled a bucket list.

"I will complete all of these!" He exclaimed, throwing the list into the air.

Smol Ginger Child was far too young to venture out on his own, so he asked his older brother, Sheep Child, if he could go along on the adventure. Sheep Child got frustrated because of how annoying Ginger Child's voice was, but he agrees anyways.

Ginger Child was so overwhelmed by joy that he only spoke more.

"Dude, please shut up." Sheep Child said pleading.

And with that, they began with the first thing on the list: becoming hot dog vendors. Unfortunately, both children were broke af. First they needed to figure out how to make money to start their own business; hot dog vending business

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Sheep Child and Ginger Child were far too lazy to find actual normal jobs, so while Ginger Child tried to sell their grandmothers ashes on Ebay™️, Sheep Child started to work a "night job" {since it was effortless for him}. Ginger Child knew not of this but did not question where his brother went each night.

Once all preparations were made for the hot dog selling business, they got to work. Sheep Child was a lot stronger, so he built a sign.

He misspelled

Every.

Single.

Word.

That B-Baka /)//*//u//*//(.

Ginger child got angry and they fought to the death. By the time the fite was over, the hot dogs got cold.

"Nuuuuuuuuu.." Sheep Child said. "I have to cook more hot dogs but we don't have any more."

Ginger Child was going to say that they had some in the cooler, but Sheep Child shut him up.

"I guess we have one dog we can cook..." Sheep Child looked downwards and unzipped his pants, revealing his pet Dachshund.

"I guess we have to cook you..." he said, picking up the wiener dog.

"Bork!" It exclaimed in the greasy hands of the human.

Ginger child slapped the dog out of Sheep Child's hands.

"Let's do the next thing on the list..." Ginger Child said, crossing off the first.