A lighthearted(mostly) and humorous Transformers AU featuring a bizarre human trying to solve a childhood mystery, as well as trying to win over the spark of a cute cop car. Follow Valora Hinds, a private detective and part time car painter, as she goes about life in a post war earth that now serves as a colony for various alien species... mostly cybertronians but plenty of other alien species reside there too. (There is an ongoing debate of who truly owns the planet and if humans should be a protected species at some point. SPEAKING OF HUMANS.)
Many of the humans of this world are …
different.
They have a slightly extended lifespan that many are still getting used to, between 300 and 500 years. It was discovered around two centuries ago with other new discoveries still being made. It's quite interesting dealing with the aftermath of aliens and the whole cybertronian war, illegal chemical attacks etc have directly or indirectly forced some humans to what seems like an evolution or adaptations. Said humans often have weird powers . Like Valora’s shocking tendencies that are by no means uncommon but super useful to most around her… if she is feeling cooperative that day. Together with her other weird siblings and even weirder friends, they live, laugh, and try to figure out what the hell is going on!
(story and setting is influenced by different continuities here. Some aspects of IDW v 1 and V2, G1 , some aspects of Pime, animated, ect. will be a fair mix.)

Each chapter represents and arc with occasional side stories and in-betweens.