Candleman wakes up to a red and purple sunrise. He starts to think what the actual heck he is doing with his life. "Oh my god, icanbureviakshuryekshi-" He spots something out of the window. Soupmama is outside selling kids her lovely soup, but he cant go outside because he will get slaughtered, shes scared of him all of the god damn time simply because, he's. A. Terrorist. Has been his entire life, from music piracy on Napster when he was a teenager in the mid 2000s to seriously offensive grime rap battles in London childrens playgrounds. He quickly rushed out of the door almost naked and ran across the street. Soupmama quickly packed up her stall and all of the 6 year olds and their parents ran for their lives.

What does he do next, who knows? Find out in the next episode!

(btw tapas should add a 13+ content thing)