You may not like this, you may fall in love with it, but the heart of the matter is: I don't know where this is going.
//Stop it with this sincerity, you'll scare the readers away//
Want me to lie?
//No. Don't lie. Be yourself. Just write it in a way that's more appealing//
I'm just trying to be honest here!
//And that's perfectly valid. But remember it's my job to make sure you do your best//
You're right, of course. Look, I will try to be interesting. But I can't always be. And I don't want to promise something I won't be able to uphold.
Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted by a completely relevant reason - and yes, this means You, my dearest proofreader - there is no actual point to this story.
At least not yet.
You see, everyone needs an outlet. A place where you don't need to fake it or reach impossible standards.
Well, this is it for Me.
If it happens to help you ignore/cope with reality, it'll make me really happy. But if you think this is a waste of time, just kindly close this tab and walk away.
//Way to get rid of haters//
I know~ Am I not your brightest writer?
All joking aside, I do wish it were that easy to avoid toxic situations (or, for that matter, to get positive attention).
//Am I not enough?//
You mean positive enough? I'll leave that to your judgement (although I'm pretty sure your sarcasm speaks for itself).
As for attention, I think as long as you read this story and relate to it on any level, that's enough for me.
What I mean to say is: you're here, I'm here, we're here. Don't expect much more than that. It'll be what it'll be.
Having said that, I can't help but ask: would you like to hear a story?
I mean, I am a wannabe author, after all. Wouldn't it be weird if I didn't want to tell a story?
I have a feeling I'd like to tell some, but I wouldn't know which ones (or how to tell them)... if You could help me choose, if you choose to follow Me in this pointless journey, if you become my guide (or, say, my Angel?), I may gather the courage to start writing.
//Look, I won't go anywhere, just don't call me angel ever again//
Hi! As my name says, thisismymyway. So, I'll be writing about many things. The topic, approach, theme, etc. will be left to my imagination and to some extent to your suggestions (I have a feeling I will heavily rely on these, if they ever exist at all, given I lack quite prominently on the field of creativity when not under pressure).
Next episode may or may not be a monologue, that's totally on You (hehe, get it?).
Just to make things clear: what you read above, be it story or "author", is all written by Me.
Me will help me talk about stuff, and hopefully You too! (Sorry, I'll stop...maybe [on a side note, you can totally choose whether you identify with You or not]).
What Me writes may reflect realities I've lived and things I've experienced, but it may be purely fictional as well (I do think the most common result will be a blend between the two, though).
As much as the content will be (for lack of better words) all over the place, I will try (and I'll try hard) to keep a regular schedule for updates. I cannot guarantee a certain length for obvious reasons, but I really do hope this finally pushes me to write seriously.
Enough of this, I won't write an autobiography in an episode description, hahaha.
If there's anyone actually reading this, congratulations! You have won my admiration and may claim it through the comment section (even if you're just procrastinating, I can totally relate to that).
Hi! I'm a "normal" human being trying to go through life.
Sometimes things happen to Me. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes I feel a lot of things, sometimes I don't.
Here, I'll try to remember, express or re-tell my thoughts, experiences and feelings (goodness, this almost sounds like a thesis statement) at any and many points in my life. I will also-
//You're not writing an essay. Be friendly. Get them readers//
This is just how I normally speak!
//It's not. You're not this boring//
And you have too much faith in Me.
Anyway. I will also try to write stories. It is and has been a silly dream of mine for a while.
//Dreams are never silly//
You're right. As always. Anyway (x2).
You're welcome to tag along for a random ride through the life of Me.
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