You may not like this, you may fall in love with it, but the heart of the matter is: I don't know where this is going.

//Stop it with this sincerity, you'll scare the readers away//

Want me to lie?

//No. Don't lie. Be yourself. Just write it in a way that's more appealing//

I'm just trying to be honest here!

//And that's perfectly valid. But remember it's my job to make sure you do your best//

You're right, of course. Look, I will try to be interesting. But I can't always be. And I don't want to promise something I won't be able to uphold.

Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted by a completely relevant reason - and yes, this means You, my dearest proofreader - there is no actual point to this story.

At least not yet.

You see, everyone needs an outlet. A place where you don't need to fake it or reach impossible standards. 

Well, this is it for Me.

If it happens to help you ignore/cope with reality, it'll make me really happy. But if you think this is a waste of time, just kindly close this tab and walk away.

//Way to get rid of haters//

I know~ Am I not your brightest writer? 

All joking aside, I do wish it were that easy to avoid toxic situations (or, for that matter, to get positive attention).

//Am I not enough?//

You mean positive enough? I'll leave that to your judgement (although I'm pretty sure your sarcasm speaks for itself). 

As for attention, I think as long as you read this story and relate to it on any level, that's enough for me.

What I mean to say is: you're here, I'm here, we're here. Don't expect much more than that. It'll be what it'll be.

Having said that, I can't help but ask: would you like to hear a story?

I mean, I am a wannabe author, after all. Wouldn't it be weird if I didn't want to tell a story?

I have a feeling I'd like to tell some, but I wouldn't know which ones (or how to tell them)... if You could help me choose, if you choose to follow Me in this pointless journey, if you become my guide (or, say, my Angel?), I may gather the courage to start writing.

//Look, I won't go anywhere, just don't call me angel ever again//