“Is it you? Have I finally summoned you?” Somehow, I was summoned to the human world successfully. God, it reeks here. These pesky ants have ruined their world. Plus, it’s so cold compared to hell. “Since you’ve requested my services, I may as well hear you out, but don’t forget the fees I’ve listed.” “Yes! I know the fees. I promise you’ll have fun torturing my friends!” The human explained their situation to me. 

“I’m tired of them and their little games. They have hurt me too many times, and I’m no longer in the mood to entertain them. I’m tired of stomping on my feelings, but you must promise me I won’t get hurt.” The human spoke. They somehow summoned me into this disgusting world of theirs. I’m sure they could see the look of disgust on my face. The mortal realm is the worst for demons. The multi-layered skin suit is disgusting. “Is that so? Shall we introduce you to a different game?” The human looked nervous yet intrigued. It is a lovely sight, my favorite combination of emotions on display.

A grin rose from my face. “Welcome to Demon Night.” I flicked my wrist and teleported the two of us to my office. This beautiful home of mine, Hell. The human looked scared. “Suprised?” I chuckled and gestured for the human to sit down. “Take a seat; we have a discussion to start. So what games do your friends enjoy?” As the human explained their friends to me, all I could think of was how I would torture them with their friends. They expected me to follow through with that safety measure. Like hell, I would. I’m a demon; should they have trusted me? Did they expect me not to drag them down as well? They’ll love their little ‘friends’ once they’re in my world. I snapped my finger, and the office door shut.

“You did this to us?! You turned me into a hideous beast who ate their friends?! You’re insane if you think we can ever return from this!”

“I’m sorry, I had no idea this would happen. I wasn’t supposed to get hurt! I was just so upset with you guys hurting my feelings. I don’t understand why this had to happen to us.”

“YOU MADE A DEAL WITH A DEMON, YOU IDIOT.”

Let the games begin.