"I've traveled through time! I've traveled through time! I've become a big bug! I eat, eat, eat, eat every day, and what I eat is still a bug~"
This nondescript jingle inexplicably tells the story of a poor guy who was reading a novel in front of his computer and laughing on the eve of his high school graduation, and how fate kicked him into a different world.
That's right, the protagonist who was just sitting on a chair reading a cool novel, found out the next second that his computer was gone, his room was gone, and he himself was gone. He was directly teleported to a strange, weird, and world-shattering new world.
What's worse is that his worldview was reshaped. His five senses also changed. The whole world looked brand new in his eyes.
Before he could figure out what was going on, a sharp pain came over him. He turned his head and saw that a huge bug was biting his body, with its teeth and claws bared, its mouthparts moving, and juice flying.
It was so scary.
If it were any other time, he would have gone crazy. He usually doesn't even dare to watch horror movies!
But now he didn't scream, nor did he collapse.
Because his new perspectives told him:
Being bitten by a bug? It's normal, not worth being surprised.
The protagonist really didn't make a fuss. But that doesn't mean he would just sit there and wait for death.
"You dare to bite me, then-then-I'll bite you too!!"
So, he opened his mouth and bit the bug hard, blood splashed, and the chewing sound was crunching.
"Eh? This taste... unexpectedly good?" The protagonist was surprised.
Then he realized-
He was hungry.
Not a little hungry, but the kind of "starving to death" hunger, as if the whole body was crying: Eat! Eat! Eat!
Just right, there were a bunch of lively bugs around.
He subconsciously understood: eating these bugs is more important than figuring out why he traveled through time.
Crunch, eat, eat, eat.
One, two, three or four, and then he ate, and continued to eat, and kept eating.
He ate until his stomach was hot, his eyes were bright, and he ate until his whole body suddenly "popped" - he broke out of the cocoon.
A strange energy exploded in his body, and he was reborn, from a low-level larvae, to a cowardly demon.
A demon, the lowest kind of demon.
"Oh my god, is this time travel joke a bit too much?"
After eating a hundred or eighty insects, his bottomless hunger finally disappeared.
Only then could he calm down and think normally - grab a handful of larvae as snacks.
Although he couldn't gain experience from eating, this thing was crunchy and tasted good. He even had a piece of knowledge in his mind:
In the endless abyss, larvae are equivalents, currency units, and are very valuable!
He also realized that this might be his only chance to eat larvae in the future.
The Queen of the Starry Sky Court: "Don't run, pervert brother! You must marry me today!"
The Black Alchemist: "Dear, try the charm potion No. 938 I just prepared!"
The new Dwarf King of the Brass Fortress: "Young man, what's going on between you and my daughter?!"
The Champion Warrior of the Elf Court: "Enemy! Come on, let's duel!"
The man who was pursued by a group of legendary strongmen rushed to the castle of the vampire lord Daniel von Morkawi in despair:
"Xiaobai, I really can't stay in my house anymore, come with me to go on another adventure, wow!"
The servants looked at Daniel, and saw a drop of "shit" slowly passing through the corner of the lord's eyes. He was silent for a moment, gritted his teeth suddenly, grabbed a medicine bottle and drank it up.
Then he showed an expression as if he had taken the wrong medicine, and yelled at the fleeing back: "Captain, don't panic, Xiaobai is here, wow!"
The servant silently picked up the medicine bottle and looked down, only to see three big words written on the bottle: brain-dead film.
This is a story about a madman who led a group of madmen and played the entire multiverse crazy.
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