2 episodes
Episode 1
Foreword- A message from me, J, to you: Reader.
Jul 22, 20244 views
Episode 2
Life 1389027487 Of My Awe Inspiring Tale- Existential Crises and Divine Clusterfucks
Sep 17, 20240 views
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Yo, what's up? My name is J- (y'know, the protagonist of this book). I only have 2000 characters to talk to you chumps about the clusterfuck that's my life- so I suppose I'll make it quick.
I was born in Chicago in 1994, and, oh- yeah. I'm the only person in this world without super powers, or at least I thought.
See, when I die I come back to life! Like a cockroach! I'm not on some resurrection shit, or any of that cliche reincarnation shit. No, because I'm the coolest sonofabitch out there, I start my life over again- which sounds pretty sick, but no it actually sucks so hard. There's a reason you're not conscious during childbirth (your head is quite literally crushed). But alas I digress. It seems that I do have a super power after all, and it's the ability to start everything over again when I die. The big catch is that my intellect and strength from all the previous lives carry over with me, which means that every time I die, I grow stronger (which seems counter-intuitive now that I think about it).
I've lived enough lives to know that I'm a fictional character, being self published by some bloke in New England, yet even so- in my world some weird shit is beginning to happen- so fuck this author and come with and figure out what this douche has in store.
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Yo, what's up? My name is J- (y'know, the protagonist of this book). I only have 2000 characters to talk to you chumps about the clusterfuck that's my life- so I suppose I'll make it quick.
I was born in Chicago in 1994, and, oh- yeah. I'm the only person in this world without super powers, or at least I thought.
See, when I die I come back to life! Like a cockroach! I'm not on some resurrection shit, or any of that cliche reincarnation shit. No, because I'm the coolest sonofabitch out there, I start my life over again- which sounds pretty sick, but no it actually sucks so hard. There's a reason you're not conscious during childbirth (your head is quite literally crushed). But alas I digress. It seems that I do have a super power after all, and it's the ability to start everything over again when I die. The big catch is that my intellect and strength from all the previous lives carry over with me, which means that every time I die, I grow stronger (which seems counter-intuitive now that I think about it).
I've lived enough lives to know that I'm a fictional character, being self published by some bloke in New England, yet even so- in my world some weird shit is beginning to happen- so fuck this author and come with and figure out what this douche has in store.
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