Group Chat: Crazy Izy and the responsible people 💅🏻

Members: Izabella, Chloe, Reya, Jazmin

Izabella:

Gang…

I want to bring someone mental trauma…

Chloe:

OH MY GOD
DO YOU SLEEP!!!!!!!!!

Reya:

No, Izy, that is not going to happen.

Izabella:

Why nottttt

It’s literally such a fun idea

And there is not much harmmm

Chole: 

Dear God, please help my friend and keep her away from going to jail…

Jazmin:

YOOOOO

WHAT KIND OF TRAUMA!!!

Izabella:

THAT'S THE RESPONSE I WANT!!

OKAY SO

I want to pretend to fall in love with someone, make them yearn for me, then fake my death.

AND THE CHERRY ON TOP

Send them a fake death certificate in a nice wax-sealed envelope

So they think I’m actually dead, but I'm alive and just watch them spiral from a distance

AND THEN I ESCAPE TO ITALY AND OPEN MY DREAM CAFE AND LIVE A NICE LIFE!

Chole:

THERAPY EXISTS

GAMES EXIST 

MAKE YOUR FANTASY IN A GAME

Izabella:

NAHHHHHHH

BORINGGGGGGG

COME ON GUYS HELP MEEEE

Reya:

No.

Hell no.

Izabella:

PLEASEEEEEE

Jazmin: 

I’M ON BOARD, GANG

Izabella:

HELL YEAHHHHHH

COME ON REYAAAAAAA

CHOLE?

Reya: 

No.

Jaz, we are supposed to be the responsible people.

Chole: 

Exactly!

We are supposed to protect her.

Jazmin:

AWWWW MAN 😞

Izabella:

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU ALSO PROMISED TO MY MOM TO MAKE ME HAPPY!

Jazmin:

True that.

Chole:

Who is the unfortunate soul that you have decided to target…

Izabella:

Zed…

Jazmin:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Reya:

Girl, you know damn well that he is not going to give a second of his day.

Chole:

Exactly!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DUDE IS LIKE

Izabella:

Come on, gang, I know he’s legit the coldest dude ever.

But I want to see what happens, you knowww

Jazmin:

I mean…

Chole:

Lowkey I wanna see what happens…

Reya: 

Not you too!

Izabella:

COME ONNN

I KNOW YOUR CERIOUS

Reya:

I AM CERIOUS, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE SHOULD HURT HIM LIKE THAT!

Chloe:

Yeah, what if he turns into a villain and hunts you down or something

Do you know how dangerous those types of dudes can be

WHAT IF HE KILLS YOU

Izabella:

Then I’ll pretend to lose my memories…

And tell him I got lost. 

And that I don’t know him anymore, so we have no relation with each other.

Jazmin:

That is smart, gang.

Chloe:

…

Izabella:

COME ONNN I KNOW YOU GUYS LOVE ME

I PROMISE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I DO MY CRAZY ASS STUFF

Reya:

No.

Izabella:

Pretty PLEASEEE

Reya:

FINE

But if you do something like this again 

I WILL DISOWN YOU

Izabella:

YAYAYAYYAYAYAY

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

Chole:

You too

Jazmin:

LOVE YOU TOO

Reya:

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Chloe:

Okay, but like, how are we going to do this?

This is illegal stuff, gang.

Jazmin: 

I need visual representation

Izabella:

So about that…

I might have ordered a death certificate on the dark web…

Reya:

What the actual fuck…

Izabella:

HEAR ME OUT!

Look, I know that we agreed to stop with all this criminal stuff

But how else are we supposed to pull this off?

Please just this once

I promise this is the last time.

Reya:

Izabella, if you break your promise your dead to me.

Jazmin:

OH SHI

Izabella:

I SWEAR I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!

Chloe:

How you gonna make him fall in love with you tho…

Izabella:

A lil birdie told me that Mr. Zed has a lil crush on me 😈😈😈

Jazmin:

OH HELL NAH

Reya:

This keeps getting worse every second.

Chloe:

Who tf told you that??

Izabella:

So here’s the thing…

I’ve been planning this for weeks.

And I might’ve read his diary…

Jazmin:

Who gave birth to a demon like you…

Izabella:

My mom 🤷🏻‍♀️

Anyways, so ya’ll just have to be there for the “death” part

I’ll do the rest 

So sit back and relax 

And enjoy the show 😼

Chloe:

This is gonna go downhill, isn’t it

Reya:

Yepp