Probly Worst history Essay Evr, but I Dont Half Any Factual proof

So I think this is an essay or something

Once in a time superman's planet died!. He travels to Mars to buy saws with Airplane the Siamese Poodle! Then he goes to Earth! Earth is being held captive by Australia because its 1550 year! Superman asks the ancient egiptans if He could borrow a God! They sad no And shot Him with fireworks, because they invented fireworks for the 4 of july! So then superman asks accent Greasse if he could borrow a God! They said Yes and gave him Jesus! That's how Mythology works. Then they tried to fight of the Austrailins but they defeeted them with lemurs! Lemurs are superman's arch-nememy! So then they searched North america for help and jesus said 'we need to ask the Azztecs!" so then they left north America and went too visit Caesar. I dont no where Caesar lives. Pokahontas is Casar's indentured servant. Airplane said 'Can we borrow you're hydrogen bomb?" Pokahontas said ok but I dont no how to steer it! "That's okay, I do," Airplane said, and pulled of his mask to reveal that he was FORMER PRESIDENT MARTIN LUTHER KING! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN So then the hydrogen bomb rescued America from the Australians and Martin Luther King said the I Have A Dream Song by ABBA, America's theme song The End I might've made a few mistakes, like forgettin to put a period in the end of the 1st sentence. Nevermind, i fixed it. The aliens blew up Earth in 2012