I Only Wanted to Eat Melons, Why Am I the Center of the Storm?!
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Jiang Mian is a certified melon-eating enthusiast—the type who scrolls Weibo faster than she scrolls job postings. Her goal in life? Watch drama, sip milk tea, and comment under internet scandals.
But everything changes when she accidentally comments under a top-tier celebrity’s cheating post with her main account, and her sarcastic comment goes viral. Overnight, the public thinks she’s an insider whistleblower, and every entertainment outlet wants a quote from her.
Next thing she knows:
A scandalous actor sends her hush money.
A gossip-hating actress begs her to spread rumors about her fake relationship.
A paparazzi offers her a cut of the profits for scoops she doesn’t even know she has.
And somehow, she becomes the manager of a washed-up idol who believes she’s a “divine PR genius.”
Now, Jiang Mian just wants her peace back… and some melon to eat on the side.
But the internet refuses to let her go.
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Jiang Mian is a certified melon-eating enthusiast—the type who scrolls Weibo faster than she scrolls job postings. Her goal in life? Watch drama, sip milk tea, and comment under internet scandals.
But everything changes when she accidentally comments under a top-tier celebrity’s cheating post with her main account, and her sarcastic comment goes viral. Overnight, the public thinks she’s an insider whistleblower, and every entertainment outlet wants a quote from her.
Next thing she knows:
A scandalous actor sends her hush money.
A gossip-hating actress begs her to spread rumors about her fake relationship.
A paparazzi offers her a cut of the profits for scoops she doesn’t even know she has.
And somehow, she becomes the manager of a washed-up idol who believes she’s a “divine PR genius.”
Now, Jiang Mian just wants her peace back… and some melon to eat on the side.
But the internet refuses to let her go.
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