Chapter 1: revenge of the sponge part 1The Courtyard of Pride
Chapter 1: revenge of the sponge part 1The Courtyard of Pride
Aug 02, 2026
The ring of cold steel echoed through the obsidian training courtyard of House Shinsei.
Kaito ducked beneath a sweeping strike, his eyes instantly tracking the glowing translucent status box hovering just above his father's broad shoulders.
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[TARGET PARAMETER SCAN — DETAILED TRACE]
* NAME: Kazuno Shinsei
* AFFILIATION: Duke of the Frontier
* CLASS: Greatsword Vanguard [A-Rank Tier]
* TOTAL RACIAL LEVEL: Human (Lv. 0)
* TOTAL CLASS LEVEL: Sword Master (Lv. 50) / Battle Sovereign (Lv. 28)
* CURRENT CHARACTER LEVEL: LEVEL 78
[OVERALL CORE ATTRIBUTES]
* PHYSICAL STRENGTH: 780 * AGILITY / SPEED: 610
* MANA CAPACITY: 220 * PHYSICAL ENDURANCE: 840
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"Keep your footing, Kaito!" Lord Kazuno laughed, his Level 78 presence sending a heavy, crackling wave of dragon-fire mana surging across the grass. The raw kinetic pressure from his blade ruffled Kaito's training uniform, vibrating with the force of high-tier physical attributes.
Kaito deflected the follow-up blow with a crisp, practiced sweep. Even without an official class or divine blessing yet, his twelve years of rigorous conditioning allowed him to match his father's basic rhythm. His own system screen sat completely blank at the civilian baseline:
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[STATUS INTERFACE — EXAMINING PROFILE]
* NAME: Kaito Shinsei
* RACE: Human (Lv. 1)
* CLASS: None
* CURRENT LEVEL: LEVEL 1 [Baseline Civilian]
[OVERALL CORE ATTRIBUTES]
* PHYSICAL STRENGTH: 10 * AGILITY / SPEED: 12
* MANA CAPACITY: 5 * PHYSICAL ENDURANCE: 10
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"Not bad, my boy! Not bad at all!" Kazuno boomed, lowering his massive blade and wiping sweat from his brow. His eyes beamed with fierce paternal pride. "Twelve years of conditioning... all for tomorrow's ceremony. The Shinsei bloodline is destined for greatness. Tomorrow, the Goddess will witness your baseline foundation and mix our lineage with the ancient Majesty of the Dragons, or perhaps the pristine Arcane arrays of the High Elves!"
Kaito smiled warmly, sheathing his training sword. "I won't let our house down, Father."
"You never could," a gentle voice called out from the courtyard terrace.
Sazuna Shinsei stepped forward, her warm aura radiating the deep, unconditional kindness that kept the family grounded. Right beside her ran Seki, Kaito’s twelve-year-old younger brother.
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[TARGET PARAMETER SCAN]
* NAME: Seki Shinsei
* CURRENT LEVEL: LEVEL 5 [Aspirant Civilian]
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Seki’s face wore its permanent, bright smile, his Level 5 parameters pulsing with eager, unrefined potential as his eyes sparkled with pure admiration for his older brother.
"Brother! You almost had Father on that last parry!" Seki cheered, punching Kaito playfully on the shoulder.
"You'll be right up there beside me tomorrow, Seki," Kaito replied, pulling his younger brother into a brief headlock. Because the minimum age for the divine baptism ceremony was twelve, both brothers were eligible to receive their destiny allocations at the exact same time.
Kazuno placed his massive, calloused hands on both of his sons' shoulders, his smile widening as he looked down at his Level 1 and Level 5 boys. "Rest up tonight, boys. I shall see you both at the Altar of Baptism. Tomorrow, the world will know the names of the true heirs of House Shinsei."
Born into the prestigious House of Shinsei, thirteen-year-old Kaito was destined for divine glory. His family loved him, his younger brother idolized him, and his lineage expected him to inherit a legendary path—the Dragon race or the legendary Class of the Sword God.But when he touched the divine Altar of Baptism, the system didn't roar with holy fire. It let out a pathetic, gray glitch.[Name: Kaito Shinsei][Race: Half-Human / Half-Sponge][Destiny Allocation: None][Active Skills: None]Humiliated before the entire kingdom and targeted by corrupt elites to protect his family's noble standing, Kaito was betrayed and cast deep into a locked, bottomless SSS-rank Hell Gate to be erased from existence.But the Goddess made a fatal miscalculation.Trapped in the dark for three brutal years, Kaito’s normal-looking human body survived the ultimate near-death conditioning to unlock an unlisted, primordial biological law: Absolute Sponge Absorption. He doesn't just block magic—his smooth skin acts like a cosmic black hole, vacuuming up, filtering, and permanently learning the exact identity of any spell that touches him.Now, at age 16, he has stepped out of the SSS dungeon completely unarmed, carrying a fully mastered arsenal of elite monster-slaying martial arts and 600 unique, copied cataclysm spells from ancient boss calamities.The catch? Kaito is completely dense. He genuinely thinks his god-tier cosmic siphon is just a basic household cleaning utility for dusting cave walls.While the surface heroes celebrate the fall of the Demon Lord, an unstoppable, weaponless master janitor in level-1 beginner rags has just walked out of the abyss. And the universe's magic system is about to be completely wrung dry.
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