An event is announced throughout the city that will paralyze the entire world of wrestling, it is the anniversary event of the international wrestling company A.P.F (a pura fuerza), In the long-awaited event, the best wrestler of the year and proud to be, we are talking about “el trapero” this masked character fan of trap music (hence his pseudonym) and known for his arrogance and is also known for uploading videos to the internet of him showing his luxuries, his wealth and his operated girlfriend.
In the days prior to the event, advertisements of the participating wrestlers began to be recorded on TV, palpitating what their contests would be, and even "the mummy" attended the television program "en la lucha TV" together with the aforementioned wrestlers in a quite spicy debate and the first to speak was the ragpicker with a hot speech that read like this:
-Hello losers, I am el trapero, the best wrestler, at least these days, the one who has more money than you poor people, and this message is for the mum's eight-year-old: it will be better for you to retire because you are old and finished, if you want to have a bad time It is your problem and that it is very clear to you: I am going to destroy you because you are going to fall before the best !! - said the ragper, making offensive gestures to the mummy.
After hearing these arrogant words, the angry mummy interrupts and sets aside her character and lashes out saying these words: -what this "lovely" young man said made me so funny that I don't know whether to laugh or go to the gym to do what He does not "talk less and train more", because I have learned that you are a liar, a faker, that your manager is the one who fixes the fights and thus anyone wins - the mummy is immediately interrupted by another arrogant speech by el trapero:
-That is not true-
-ah no? - said the mummy -if they say you are the best it is because you are lucky to be in the junior division the most corruptible in this company-
"Corruptible?" Said the ragpicker, looking at the camera and saying:
-Sorry, viewers do not know what he says I do not know if it is because of age or because the mask cuts off his oxygen, but I am where I am thanks to my strength and youth-
-And well- says the mummy breathing with confidence:
- I have a lot of experience in this that I love that is the cath, wrestling and I will be wrong if I say that you are going to be an easy rival but, I know how to treat rude brats like you-
The super furious wrestler applies a couple of blows to el trapero and he tries to execute a short tackle, but the mummy breaks his mask and performs a "hardcore" maneuver; He breaks a glass on her head and hurts her forehead with it already broken and kicks him on the floor again, the situation became so violent that the other fighters who are in the studio come and manage to separate them immediately.
-You're going to see a mummy !! - Said el trapero with part of his face already visible and bloody as they dragged him out of the studio and a cameraman followed him and filmed him:
-I'm going to break everything, I won't have mercy on you !!, did you hear me? I'm going to kill you! - and I kept shouting more irreproducible phrases with some threats to the mummy already in the channel's loby.
In the week prior to the wrestling event, the mummy meets her injured rival and yells at him drunkenly from the other side: "Mummy, you're going to lose!"
But he was not alone, he was accompanied by el ciervo volante that had come from Mexico and made a space in his schedule to come visit his friend and lucha libre colleague.
Later outside the hotel where the mummy is staying for the event, el trapero prepares a thunderous surprise for him, he arrives with his car with music at full volume waking up the mummy who jumps out of bed and quickly puts on his mask and peeking angrily at the window yells at him: shit asshole, get away from here with that music crap or I swear I'll come down and screw you up !!!
"I want to see that, you fucking old man!" Shouts el trapero.
He quickly goes down the elevator and heads to the street where el trapero convertible is where his girlfriend is dancing on the hood.
-Beautiful example of a wrestler who is a friend- said the mummy with a lot of anger while the neighbors complained about the loud noises late at night and says in a severe tone:
-you are doing something very stupid annoying the neighbors who tomorrow have to do what you never did in your life, work-
-And I care about ordinary people, I care about my talent, fortune and my & $% + * - said el trapero
"Snobs like you are the ones who are going to run this country," said MUMMY with a great shame of others and great indignation at the SILLY STUFF said by EL TRAPERO.
The noisy duo leaves with the bitter taste of checkmate applied by the experienced wrestler who out of the ring stops being deaf dumb
-have a round of applause for the mummy who just gave that poor fan what he el ciervo volante –said the deer with great joy, the whole neighborhood starts to applaud content and some shout words of appreciation and support for the event, and the gratified fighter he wet his mask with tears of joy at the recognition given by the people who revived his hope.
The next morning he wakes up and asks for breakfast a granola bar so as not to stain the mask and sees the car of his now-rival with him and his sleeping girlfriend out the window and he comes up with a brilliant idea since from where he was looking he noticed that the car window is open, so he left the hotel with a pot lid and a ladle, crossed the street and started the concert for the pot lid of the mummy who woke up scared of the ragpick and his girlfriend who was sleeping half naked in the rear seat -¡¡¡momia # $% & * !!!!! - yelled the eltrapero with great fury.
And the mummy responds by dying with laughter - don't be mad that it is 8:30 in the morning kid, you have to train sooo hard to improve myself and if you say that you are the best in Argentina I also have the right to say that I am the most experienced and the one who has won the most titles, more than you traperito-
Just then the flying deer arrives and asks:
-Is everything okay, mummy, that fucking asshole is bothering you?
-No, we were chatting and wishing each other good luck- answers the mummy and then says:
-Are we going to the gym to burn a few kilos?
-Yes but, are we going in your car or walking? -Asks the stag beetle
-we are going to walk, you have to save gas because I'm not a millionaire like our friend -answers the mummy with an air of sarcasm
The trapper leaves with his car offended by the words of the mummy
-Hey, why are you carrying those utensils if the question doesn't bother you? -asks the deer amazed to see the mummy with those objects.
To which the mummy answers: -I borrowed them from the cooks to wake up the idiot of eltrapero.