Author notes: this is just for fun, there will be many cringy shits from the start to the end of the story, many Japanese honorifics, so proceed with cautions.
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"ATTACK!"
I commanded as we charged forward. My teammates responded with the same energy as we ran face first into the danger ahead of us
In front of us is the DAI-MAOU that was destroying dozens of countries, and millions of people throughout the entire world. As the hero party sent by the king, we were given a task to defeat such a monster.
My name is Zenki Aerith and I'm turning 25 this year. A human who is the leader of this (useless and dumb)hero party. I possess all 6 elements including fire, water, wind, earth, light, dark, and the ability to use dual blades.
The party contained 2 elves, Klein Steampuff, an S rank adventurer who is like I uses dual blades with high ranking wind and water elements. His wife Zenith Steampuff with her high ranking healing magic (healing magic is a part of the light element).
A 1000 years old Vampire, Gelda Chester, who can use high ranking attack magic (fire and dark elements) and an ability that is to an extent of immortality. Even though we are members of the same party, I do not like her as much as the others because she is fucking masochist....
Moving on to our last member who is the youngest among us, he's 17, is none other than the prince and the next king of the Edelfuss empire, Kise Edelfuss. Despite living in a spoiled (as fuck) environment, he has the ability of that S-rank adventurer. He uses a large bow and high-ranking fire magic.
Back to the fight.
"Klein-san, let's both prepare level 10 attack magic and charge in front together". I asked the elf that was next to me.
"Hahaha, I heard ya Zen-kun, level 10 magic doe..., this is gonna be tough," said Klein.
Klein is a tall man with blond hair with emerald green eyes who looks to be around his 20s and at the height of 200cm. Despite looking like that, his actual age is to be around 50-60 years old. Elves have a very long life span where one could live to be around 300 years old. They stop growing when they reach around the age of 25 and start growing again when reaching 200. Due to this reason, Klein was maintaining his youth throughout these years.
"Zenith-san and Kise-kun, please support us from behind"
"Roger that Zen nii-san"said the young prince
Kise is a very attractive man. Sometimes he made me wonder about my own gender. He has short curly red hair, along with a few strands of blue hair. His eyes are that of a golden color. With those features no wonder why he got such attractive looks
"Ahhh, Zen-chan, at least call me Okaa-sama instead of "san" 🥴"said the elf that is next to Kia.
For some particular reason, Zenith thought of me as her son, which is kind of weird considering I'm a fucking human and she's an elf. Like Klein, she has long blond hair with emerald green eyes and standing at a height of 180cm... Holy shit she's tall. But as I already said, this party is weird af so I just pretended like I didn't hear shit. (She is around Klein's age, which is around 50-60 years old)
"As for you Obaa-sama, please prepare your ultimate explosion magic while me and Klein-san dealing some damage to the DAI MAOU"
"Who tf are you calling Obaa-sama, but do hit me with that magic you got there later 🥴, that thing seems hot,"
the vampire that is flying on top of us said.
Man, that bitch is really a fucking masochist.
Even doe Gelda is 1000 years old, it seems like 1000 years is nothing to vampires, she has a look that resembles that of a 16 years old female human. Gelda is around 165cm tall, she has two long light pink ponytails. She is also seen wearing a dress a lot, some could say that that is pretty cute, but to us who traveled with her for quite a while, it's not, it's fucking annoying to say the least.
She would usually fly around or float in the air, but sometimes she runs out of mana. SHE FUCKING RAN OUT OF MANA. A vampire's mana pool is very large but she somehow managed to use it all, and when that shit happens, she has to walk. This is when it gets annoying, she FUCKING tripped over HER OWN dress. Fucking hell she's not very smart. (she's a dumbass)
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