"Mommy always told me to not go in the basement, but I wanted to know what was making that noise. I tiptoed down a bit, but then my Mommy yanked me out and yelled at me. She had never yelled at me, so it made me sad and I cried, so she gave me a cookie which made me happy, and that's why I didn't ask her why there was no puppy, but a boy, and why he didn't have hands or feet.