One lazy day at shrek's swamp, shrek was just watching dan and phil when he remembered that his hot pockets were in the oven still, he opened the oven to see the tasty, mouth watering, crusty hockpocket, he got so aroused by how the crust was curled a bit and how the crumbs fell of its thick crust layer. He got so aroused that he took the hot pocket and made sweet sweet sweet love to it in his bedroom not remembering that fiona was in the other room but who cares about that bitch anyways. As shrek put his huge wee wee inside of the pocket, it burned his wee wee and it set it on fire, shrek didn't know that his hot pocket was still super hot inside. Shrek started screaming and moaning at the same time, "JWHFGUYTKEGFHDUFGYFHUHHHHHHH IT F******* BURNSSS GSVHBADAHDIHAJ" and fiona barged in to see shrek screaming while his wee wee was on fire, she quickly got a coffee mug and smashed it over his head to knock him out. when shrek woke up, he had realized it was a whole dream and that his coochie was still in contact, good on you shrek :))

** DO NOT PERFORM THE FOLLOWING STUNTS DISCUSSED IN THIS STORY*

* PUTTING YOUR WEE WEE IN A HOT POCKET ( SERIOUS WEE WEE BURNS )