My boxers exploded!
Don't panic! Nobody blew them up. I just had a massive erection, which I hid perfectly behind the counter. I haven't had such an embarrassing incident in public since I was a teenager. And for the love of Korean Jesus! I couldn't blame my vibrant manhood.
If there was a metal detector that could find any kind of treasure, my penis was the perfect equipment to spot succulent men.
The moment the glass doors opened, among all the passengers and employees of the hotel, the most beautiful creature entered. He was smartly dressed and walked like he owned the damn place.
If his confidence couldn't make me drop my pants in an instant, his European features would. His blond hair had been combed backward. As he was greeted by the bellboy, he smiled and patted him on the back. His amber orbs shined and I thought I would melt at any rate.
"Who's that fine man?" asked Moon Yong-sun, my co-worker, turning to me after having finished with the profile information of a guest. We contemplated my prince. "Look at him! He would be the perfect gift for this Christmas."
"He would be the cure for cancer," I stammered without taking my eyes off him, wiping the drool from the corner of my lips. Korean Jesus bless his soul! I need to find his parents to congratulate them and tell them to make love as many times as necessary. I paused, trying not to continue hyperventilating and looked at her mischievously. "Should I sell my soul to the devil to have a date with him?"
She laughed, shaking her head at my silliness. Suddenly Yong-sun stopped giggling. She adjusted her uniform, placed her brown lock behind her ear and regained her composure professionally. Cautiously, she leaned down and pressed her pink lips to my ear. "If you want, you can offer up your testicles because Satan is coming right this way," she whispered and walked away to return to her place.
Stunned by her comment, I turned around and found the glorified image of an angel. He had a pleasant expression while greeting me. A mere good afternoon made me speechless. I swallowed hard and blushed furiously from head to toe at the uncomfortable silence and opened my mouth forcibly to return the gesture. Zero words came out of my mouth! Nothing!
He tilted his head to one side and changed his demeanor to one of concern.
"Are you alright?"
"Yes!" I chirped. "Everything's perfect since the moment you decided to stay with us, dear guest!"
I bowed to show my utmost respect and gratitude. However, I did not expect myself banging my forehead against the edge of the counter and the keyboard of the computer!
I rose quickly, smiling from ear to ear, ignoring the horrible bruise and dizziness. I wanted to continue helping him. I truly did! But a fine thread of blood coming from my forehead and my irrational fear of it didn't help. I fainted immediately.
What a marvelous first impression!
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