I met a cat today. It was beautiful. It had a glistening white coat and shining violet eyes. It wrapped its tail around my leg, telling me to follow. I tried, oh I tried, but every time I came close it appeared further away than before. I felt like Alice and it was my white rabbit. I was somewhere lost in wonderland.

I followed the cat through meadows of purple grass and deep into shadowy black forests. Through pristine white cities cowering under a deep red sky, and mountains covered entirely in blue roller coasters and race car tracks. Finally I found myself perched on a large cliff jutting up out of the ocean with a bright golden tree planted at the top. The cat jumped off that cliff, and when I did not follow but instead woke up, I knew I had found a creature that only belonged in my dreams.