One of the scariest things I had ever experienced before coming here to Elysia was when Jynine August (an ex that I didn’t treat very well, I must admit) threatened to spread my nudes all over the school. Despite my high self-confidence, you can see why I didn’t want this to actually happen, with my aunt on the PTA and all.

Is that still horrible and terrifying? Absolutely, this chick was a monster.

But now that I had a lot more on my plate, I found myself thinking about how much better I could have handled the situation from then. I mean, now I had to deal with guarding two different dimensions, and having her as an ex? Not cool man.

My name’s Bailey, Bailey Sanders. My aunt calls me Sandy, and I bite my tongue from calling her choice names at times. Maybe I have issues. Besides that, I like girls, boys, and anything in between or outlying. But I could work on treating them better, maybe. Math sucks, ketchup is overrated, and my best friend’s name is Vio Grigio.

His name is Purple Green. Point that out, and your nose will be the same colours.

No, this list isn’t my tinder profile, though I do love long walks on the beach. This is a warning. Because if you’re like me, then you’re about to die. All of you.