It was a slow night at the bar, not many customers just the regulars that always are in. The normal riffraff talking to folks and having less than meaningful conversations about my hair, my piercings, my sexuality ect. 
  As the night went on and my shift was about to end a stranger stepped into the scene, a tallish fit man with a wonderful fashion sense, walked straight up to me and spoke first "What do you recommend for 'Bitch that doesn't know how to accept someone for themselves'... you got something for that?"
   I was flustered. This guy who is just absolutely perfect in my eyes was right in-front of me, what was i supposed to do? "I'm sorry i didn't really catch that." i had stared at him for what felt like years before he replied and it really wasn't the answer i was looking for.
"What's your name?" I didnt realize but he had been staring at me the entire time as well.
"Call me 'Z' but spell it with 'Xe'." I replied with no hesitation, wanting the conversation to keep going, and also because i was bored.
"C'mon not even a full name , feel like im being left out."
"Well first off no one gets to know my full name on the first meeting unless its business related, and second who doesn't want to have a little fun." I had no idea what i was doing at the time but by god was he hot. His eye shined gold even though they were brown, his hair was short on the sides but long on the top and he wore it in a bun. His personality glowed when talking to other-
"So, how can i get your name and maybe... possibly... your number?" i was flustered again and awestruck, he hit on me..... pretty sure i shut down for about three seconds then i resumed as best i could.
"Well, first take a week after your break-up for a break and some thinking time, then come and talk to me when I'm off the clock so we can discuss "Business" as i like to call it." I walked to the back not fully realizing what i had done until i turned the corner. I just lost the easiest chance of getting with this guy and i was dumb enough to hide until he left.