What have I done to deserve this?
I should be dead right now. I literally threw myself off a roof. Like,what the fluff (mind my foul language.)
God, I have to go through school again. Uhggg.
Wtf,why am I so unlucky.
Sure, I've read stories about transmigration and reincarnation and stuff. It seems cool and all…..until it happens to you. It's a lot harder than you would think. They make it seem so easy in the stories but it's quite the opposite. Adapting to a whole other world and person is fucking tirering, which is why most go ooc (out of character.)
It especially sucks after you've committed suic*ide.
World class bummer.like, I killed myself for a reason! Mysterious entity I can't stand humanity and it's stupidity! That's why I did it! You big bully.
You're an especially big bully, since you put me in a HiGhSchoOl OTOME game!!! My friends at that!
I dun wanna go through highschool again!!! Spare me please!
High Schoolers are vicious!
[Dot: please don't talk about boss like that.]
[Dot: Hello~ *waving emoji*]
"H-hello?" Wait a minute! This must be the fabled system!
"Get me out of here! I wanna die!" I begged on my knees.
[Dot: Host, you already know that I'm your system! Yay! * Party popper emoji*]
They completely ignored me! What the heck!
"Hey! Take me back!"
[Dot: Host is funny~]
"How am I funny?!" Ok now I'm pissed.
"Your boss made my effort mean nothing! Don't ridicule me!" I barked.
[Dot: Host...do you really not know what type of system I am? I truly thought you were smarter than that. So sad.]
"What type? What the-"
[: Wake up to alarm, eat breakfast, wish mother good day at work, go to bus stop.]
[Dot: your first mission Host!]
"Uh, well that is a pretty simple looking mission. Probably some secret, complex thing tho.Wait! You totally ignored my demand!"
[Dot: Host, if you don't complete all the missions, you will be immortal! You'll live forever! But if you do complete all the missions, you'll get your wish!]
"WhAt! I-immortal! Le gasp!" No! Not that! And did the system just call me dumb?
"Okay, okay. I'll do it. It does lead to my overall goal; death, so yea, I'll do it."
[Dot: phew *sweat wiping emoji*]
[Dot: Host, the alarm will go off in three minutes. Want to customize your appearance?]
" I can do that?! Yes! Immediately!" I said clapping.
Just then a full body mirror poofed out of nowhere in the dark void.
"Ok, now let's see….hmmm."
"Let's go with beauteous coco skin and dark hair…..hmmmm."
"Add a little muscle and height. Add a smidge of glum too…."
"And done! The perfect body! Mehahahaha!"
I feel like an evil genius!
[Dot: Host is scaring Dot…*wide eye emoji*]
"You have a name? Awesome! I don't have to name you~"
[Deep, deep, deep]
[Alarm is going off, mission start...3...2..1]