The alarm goes off. Gosh fricking frick, you thought. You ran through the store, huffing and puffing. The shlandle police are on their way to arrest you for commiting maolersnow. It’s a very serious offense with a rather silly name. You grab the youfie from the floor after dropping it, startled from the alarm. Your throat hurts from being dried out while you’re running. I know!, you think, If the youfie is this slippery then if i hold it in my mouth while i run, I’ll never get a dried out mouth. This was a very stupid choice of you, yet you do it anyway. You pop that slipper bad kihui in your mouth and run. As you run, you accidentally swallow the little loiw of a burtech. All of this future slang is quite confusing, but you understand it, seeing as youre a level 10 roadman. You put on the Shnoke© bag over your puffer jacket. Your Kididis© track suit is really helping you run while thinking all these absurd thoughts. You rigged it to move with your thoughts, as were usual with most things these days, all to get the government in your head, but this was different because you took out the government chip in the back. The name Emil Jepsen that had been embroidered on your Shnoke© pouch began to flash red, meaning you were less than a milikilomileter away. As you run you duck under the fence, making it to the large, all glass building in Nuuk, Denweden. This was the year 301920, so of course you know that in the distant past, Denmark and Sweeten decided to join and share capitals. You shake your head, making your flinglesnabber appear. You think about opening FLIIBpfron and the FLIIBpfron UI opens up. You open your instantanious messages with Jon Minsen. As you walk into the skyscraping building, you message Jon.

CrayolerBoio : yo jonny man where are you im at the address you told me to go to

SawsOfJon : I am standing right in front of you, Emil. You just have to look away from your flinglesnabber sometimes.

SawsOfJon : You should also do something about that username you dipwad. The name confuses me so much, seeing as everyone else’s username has their name in it and you are literally the only one who does not. It is extremely frustrating.

CrayolerBoio : yeah well h*cc off my back man i dont wanna

CrayolerBoio : also, nobody cares what my username is

CrayolerBoio : and it shouldnt be frustrating or confusing because since im the only one, youll know its me

SawsOfJon : Well, honestly, I did not ask for your opinion.

CrayolerBoio : and your name makes no sense now does it

SawsOfJon : Well,

CrayolerBoio : well nothing, just meet me at the front entrance

SawsOfJon : Fine