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May 09, 2024
of course we are all reading this on our phones. Two notes: (1) yes, Mom forgot to add the dialog tag in panel 2, whoops dang but I'm not rescanning, and (2) the smoodge on panel 5 is kid-related and I love it with all my heart
Script for alt-text:
Panel 1: Question Fairy stands alone, phone in face and boba drink in hand.
Panel 2: Heart Fairy runs by Question at top speed. Heart says, “Psst they don’t want you to put your phone down. Pass it on!” Question peeks over top of phone.
Panel 3: Question puts their phone down. Question asks, “Who’s they?”
Panel 4: WHAMMM!!! Money, Screamer, and Interrobang Fairies all jump poor little Question, smashing their face SMACK back down into their phone! The boba goes flying, spilling everywhere!! Money says, “Do NOT look up from my ads!” Screamer says, “Do NOT stop doomscrolling in outrage!” Interrobang says, “Do NOT try to build a better world!”
Panel 5: Question is alone again, flat on ground in a puddle of boba, eyes closed in oof-ness. Without a word, Question tosses away their phone. It lands with a THUD.
Panel 6: Flower Fairy comes running over to Question. Flower says, “oh no WHAT HAPPENED?” A crumpled and dazed Question answers, “They don’t want you to put your phone down. Pass it on.” In the far background, Interrobang, Screamer, and Money are still chasing Heart. Heart smiles at viewer.
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