Girl: I am actually a giant snake in an elaborate disguise! Aided by my snake brethren, we wish to have mane snake-people babies with you, who may integrate with the humans and serve as ambassadors for our kind.
Boy: I pretend to love you because I'm scared of being alone.
Girl and boy sit quietly on couch. They do not look at each other.
Girl, smiling: So I... I guess we BOTH are snakes... Hahaha!